My uncle said that any fortune that came from a cookie was a good fortune but I’m not so sure about this one

Beethoven’s Fourth Movement.

Shhhh carefull, meme police may not find this...

"Work Hard, Stay Harder..."

Proof that cats and water don't mix.

The winner for the most packages from Amazon is.... this guy.

I think I Found Simon’s Truck

Canadian Social Distancing

No Minimum Wage

Rare photo of US Army using the latest technology

Petition to have more of these

Bad Boy For Life

Glow up

soy

On the bottom of my coffee bag

gas

Camouflaged

Lies, deception

Wait a minute here...

Keep it safe from him.

...and don't call me Shirley!

problems

Got a greeting loicense madame?

Hmm, no wonder meems attract autists. Incest.

two intellectuals disscussing

shidd

bye bye Chad

The perfect date

It's time to stop

He just wanted him some pu$$y

Look at me! I am the captain now.

Look hooman, I'm a starboi!

A love note from granddaughter to grandfather

it works bros

Cat comes every so often to the back of the house to let us know it’s meal time

Well I’m sold.

I work in a call center. Sometimes I like to draw some of my rude callers. I catch myself daydreaming about this scenario a lot.

My first ever shiner. I walked into a tree playing Pokemon Go... I'm just that cool.

I found a box of these business cards in my friends basement.

Mind ya bidness.

Really does!

I am now looking forward to death

Arriving in style

I've been living my entire life wrong

Aunt Cass, Lady Dimitrescu, Bowsette, Earth-chan... the power of horny knows no bound, amen

Cough cough pass

Somebody feels really strong about this.

Redittors can relate

The time paradox has been solved boys

meanwhile Pythagoras...

I'm gonna hang this shoe on my wall.. It's as good as art.

Smooth ass nagger

Best email I've received in a very long time... from Netflix...

Stand Up Comedy

Two consecutive ads right in the kisser

if you think about it, its true

I laughed way too hard at this one

The look on poor Tom's face

stunning and brave

Quality humour

Turn monk

Coca Cola employees after their mandatory trainings

yup

I posted this 2 inch ball of "pocket lint" in discord and the devs added it to the game lol

Its not a choice, its not their fault

I Guess The Magnets Ordered Have Arrived

woa what a catch

Playing House

I thought he's holding a selfie stick ! Lol

yum

Happy 49 to me

The people at my work have way too much time on their hands

shell

girls are shallow

humm explain

Indian men evolution in cartoons

He's got some twix up his sleeves

shiet

You got nuffin

Negro

no need to elaborate further Chad

When a Tetris master moves in real life.

word

:^)

the *** jesse

Old android play store issue. do you guys remember?

The Power of Friendship

Fat Luigi [OC]

:^)

Poignant.

*Checks the time* Oh yeah... It's based o'clock

Something for all you Beatles fans...

Ever been here? :)

jurassic park

happy birthday covid

My partner is putting her Kermit puppet to good use.

A Great Day

This Sri Lankan news channel knows the US oddly well

Saw this on my Local Wisconsin news

Versatile guy, this Michelin man. @thebrownbags on Instagram