My partner is putting her Kermit puppet to good use.
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A Great Day
This Sri Lankan news channel knows the US oddly well
Saw this on my Local Wisconsin news
Versatile guy, this Michelin man. @thebrownbags on Instagram
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers and what not. I go through this thought process at least twice a year.
heh, better be careful before we strongly condemn your actions
My birthday card from my 80 yr old father.
Staring Right At It
Local Motorcycle Shop Sign
Breaking Kek [OC]
Life before you realized they make longer cords.
This is the worst game of Dance Dance Revolution I've ever played.
Liability Laws sure have changed.
Framed in the urologist’s office
My grandma's remote
Jquan wants to know your order
My local ice cream shop starts their year off solid.
That's one thirsty plant
Leaked ending from Godzilla vs Kong!
Let’s reopen Texas
This will be on the test..
outrageous! and yet people deny that they control everything
Despicable act. Credits: Joan Cornella
living the dream
That's the way!
Panoramic of our dog rolling on her back accidentally unleashed a demon.
Superman tries edibles for the first time
A Steaming Pile of Revenge
Today Dolly Parton taught me what those shirts with shoulder holes are made for.
Are you forgetting to asks someone consent?
A dog. A car. Short friends. A big house. An exotic place. A six pack. Not ugly. = TINDER 100
uno reverse card
The mars landing on earth
The future is now.
How to send someone back to 1993
First term goes brrrrrrrrrrrr
Women don't exist.
Easy peasy. I think I can be a pilot now.
I Put Googly Eyes On My Wifes Cookie Jar and It Turned Into Peter Griffin
Some of you guys need some god, damn shrimp in your lives.
how to get past first base on a first date
Chad was ejected
Doesn't matter to me
Roses are red, violets are not
I love Minnesota humor
"I don't see race!! I don't care whether you're
I like to walk on opposite footsteps, to make it look like someone has been jumping.
A sign my mom put up in her extra bathroom
Wow Son, That's Wonderful
Over his head
"That's a tasty-looking ankle you've got over there." - cat
The back of an ACTUAL Pepperidge Farms truck.
My friend sent this to her Professor today
Fiance and I just got the vaccine, haven't noticed any side effects yet
Why would they apologise for something awsome
I'm gonna hang here in the corner. Juuust out of sight.
Yeah ok, nice try Covid, nice try...
wise old man
Make 7 up yours
I merged 2 adverts to create one important message...
Movin' on up!
Life after we all get the covid vaccine
Verification systems are adapting to the current times
The ultimate sacrifice
Found my dad's birthday card. It wasn't hard.
Pretty accurate actually.
how milk is made
Good thing that Noah wasn't an architect
Hope Eminem's alright...
Finally, someone appreciates me.
A Wasted Life
"it's so tiresome"
OG Bad Boy
New York’s neighborhood fishmonger