My birthday card from my 80 yr old father.

Dad talk

Staring Right At It

Local Motorcycle Shop Sign

Dammit Tom

Breaking Kek [OC]

Life before you realized they make longer cords.

This is the worst game of Dance Dance Revolution I've ever played.

Liability Laws sure have changed.

Framed in the urologist’s office

My grandma's remote

Jquan wants to know your order

My local ice cream shop starts their year off solid.

That's one thirsty plant

Leaked ending from Godzilla vs Kong!

Let’s reopen Texas

This will be on the test..

outrageous! and yet people deny that they control everything

sex

tok

yea

Smart Delivery..

drink

Despicable act. Credits: Joan Cornella

Igloos

living the dream

That's the way!

Panoramic of our dog rolling on her back accidentally unleashed a demon.

Chadthens

woman moment

Superman tries edibles for the first time

A Steaming Pile of Revenge

Today Dolly Parton taught me what those shirts with shoulder holes are made for.

breh

Are you forgetting to asks someone consent?

A dog. A car. Short friends. A big house. An exotic place. A six pack. Not ugly. = TINDER 100

uno reverse card

The mars landing on earth

The future is now.

How to send someone back to 1993

First term goes brrrrrrrrrrrr

Women don't exist.

Easy peasy. I think I can be a pilot now.

I Put Googly Eyes On My Wifes Cookie Jar and It Turned Into Peter Griffin

Sensitive matter

Some of you guys need some god, damn shrimp in your lives.

how to get past first base on a first date

yeet

among us

Chad was ejected

Doesn't matter to me

Roses are red, violets are not

I love Minnesota humor

"I don't see race!! I don't care whether you're

I like to walk on opposite footsteps, to make it look like someone has been jumping.

A sign my mom put up in her extra bathroom

balls

Wow Son, That's Wonderful

Over his head

"That's a tasty-looking ankle you've got over there." - cat

sad times

The back of an ACTUAL Pepperidge Farms truck.

shoot

My friend sent this to her Professor today

Fiance and I just got the vaccine, haven't noticed any side effects yet

Why would they apologise for something awsome

I'm gonna hang here in the corner. Juuust out of sight.

negging

stressed

fryed

not sure

Yeah ok, nice try Covid, nice try...

wise old man

Make 7 up yours

I merged 2 adverts to create one important message...

Damn poles

Movin' on up!

Life after we all get the covid vaccine

Recovering

Verification systems are adapting to the current times

The ultimate sacrifice

Found my dad's birthday card. It wasn't hard.

Celebrity apology

Pretty accurate actually.

how milk is made

Good thing that Noah wasn't an architect

coke

Hope Eminem's alright...

Finally, someone appreciates me.

jap

A Wasted Life

"it's so tiresome"

OG Bad Boy

New York’s neighborhood fishmonger

desporado

Am I the only one who thinks Meghan Markle's dress looks like a bird pooped on her?

Hey guys, I found Jeff

You start tomorrow

I think they're all handsome.

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