My first ever shiner. I walked into a tree playing Pokemon Go... I'm just that cool.
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I found a box of these business cards in my friends basement.
Mind ya bidness.
I am now looking forward to death
Arriving in style
I've been living my entire life wrong
Aunt Cass, Lady Dimitrescu, Bowsette, Earth-chan... the power of horny knows no bound, amen
Cough cough pass
Somebody feels really strong about this.
Redittors can relate
The time paradox has been solved boys
I'm gonna hang this shoe on my wall.. It's as good as art.
Smooth ass nagger
Best email I've received in a very long time... from Netflix...
Stand Up Comedy
Two consecutive ads right in the kisser
if you think about it, its true
I laughed way too hard at this one
The look on poor Tom's face
stunning and brave
Coca Cola employees after their mandatory trainings
I posted this 2 inch ball of "pocket lint" in discord and the devs added it to the game lol
Its not a choice, its not their fault
I Guess The Magnets Ordered Have Arrived
woa what a catch
I thought he's holding a selfie stick ! Lol
Happy 49 to me
The people at my work have way too much time on their hands
girls are shallow
Indian men evolution in cartoons
He's got some twix up his sleeves
You got nuffin
no need to elaborate further Chad
When a Tetris master moves in real life.
the *** jesse
Old android play store issue. do you guys remember?
The Power of Friendship
Fat Luigi [OC]
*Checks the time* Oh yeah... It's based o'clock
Something for all you Beatles fans...
Ever been here? :)
happy birthday covid
My partner is putting her Kermit puppet to good use.
A Great Day
This Sri Lankan news channel knows the US oddly well
Saw this on my Local Wisconsin news
Versatile guy, this Michelin man. @thebrownbags on Instagram
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers and what not. I go through this thought process at least twice a year.
heh, better be careful before we strongly condemn your actions
My birthday card from my 80 yr old father.
Staring Right At It
Local Motorcycle Shop Sign
Breaking Kek [OC]
Life before you realized they make longer cords.
This is the worst game of Dance Dance Revolution I've ever played.
Liability Laws sure have changed.
Framed in the urologist’s office
My grandma's remote
Jquan wants to know your order
My local ice cream shop starts their year off solid.
That's one thirsty plant
Leaked ending from Godzilla vs Kong!
Let’s reopen Texas
This will be on the test..
outrageous! and yet people deny that they control everything
Despicable act. Credits: Joan Cornella
living the dream
That's the way!
Panoramic of our dog rolling on her back accidentally unleashed a demon.
Superman tries edibles for the first time
A Steaming Pile of Revenge
Today Dolly Parton taught me what those shirts with shoulder holes are made for.
Are you forgetting to asks someone consent?
A dog. A car. Short friends. A big house. An exotic place. A six pack. Not ugly. = TINDER 100