My uncle said that any fortune that came from a cookie was a good fortune but I’m not so sure about this one
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Beethoven’s Fourth Movement.
Shhhh carefull, meme police may not find this...
"Work Hard, Stay Harder..."
Proof that cats and water don't mix.
The winner for the most packages from Amazon is.... this guy.
I think I Found Simon’s Truck
Canadian Social Distancing
No Minimum Wage
Rare photo of US Army using the latest technology
Petition to have more of these
Bad Boy For Life
On the bottom of my coffee bag
Wait a minute here...
Keep it safe from him.
...and don't call me Shirley!
Got a greeting loicense madame?
Hmm, no wonder meems attract autists. Incest.
two intellectuals disscussing
bye bye Chad
The perfect date
It's time to stop
He just wanted him some pu$$y
Look at me! I am the captain now.
Look hooman, I'm a starboi!
A love note from granddaughter to grandfather
it works bros
Cat comes every so often to the back of the house to let us know it’s meal time
Well I’m sold.
I work in a call center. Sometimes I like to draw some of my rude callers. I catch myself daydreaming about this scenario a lot.
My first ever shiner. I walked into a tree playing Pokemon Go... I'm just that cool.
I found a box of these business cards in my friends basement.
Mind ya bidness.
I am now looking forward to death
Arriving in style
I've been living my entire life wrong
Aunt Cass, Lady Dimitrescu, Bowsette, Earth-chan... the power of horny knows no bound, amen
Cough cough pass
Somebody feels really strong about this.
Redittors can relate
The time paradox has been solved boys
I'm gonna hang this shoe on my wall.. It's as good as art.
Smooth ass nagger
Best email I've received in a very long time... from Netflix...
Stand Up Comedy
Two consecutive ads right in the kisser
if you think about it, its true
I laughed way too hard at this one
The look on poor Tom's face
stunning and brave
Coca Cola employees after their mandatory trainings
I posted this 2 inch ball of "pocket lint" in discord and the devs added it to the game lol
Its not a choice, its not their fault
I Guess The Magnets Ordered Have Arrived
woa what a catch
I thought he's holding a selfie stick ! Lol
Happy 49 to me
The people at my work have way too much time on their hands
girls are shallow
Indian men evolution in cartoons
He's got some twix up his sleeves
You got nuffin
no need to elaborate further Chad
When a Tetris master moves in real life.
the *** jesse
Old android play store issue. do you guys remember?
The Power of Friendship
Fat Luigi [OC]
*Checks the time* Oh yeah... It's based o'clock
Something for all you Beatles fans...
Ever been here? :)
happy birthday covid
My partner is putting her Kermit puppet to good use.
A Great Day
This Sri Lankan news channel knows the US oddly well
Saw this on my Local Wisconsin news
Versatile guy, this Michelin man. @thebrownbags on Instagram
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers and what not. I go through this thought process at least twice a year.