Wife decided to decorate the half bath.

My new lamp really ties the room together

Emotional Support Raccoon

The sink has attitude

I took a photo of our neighbours cat wanting to come in

Finally, a lotion that gets me

when government thinks u know 2 much

chonky void mlep

A vicious guard dog attacked me on my Amazon delivery today

You trippin

So bullying may be the answer

Website Design

Happy birthday! No homo

Found this lost gem in a very old part of my photos.

My father-in-law bird watching in Central Park.

Use with caution

Doggo moment

Libtards can't handle this thiccness

You cannot kill an idea

sweetie

Go on..

This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner

I wish I could afford the rent

sour cream on the side

You can do it

Ehh

HNH 5E

Read another book

*gulp*

Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job

b*tch

There’s a gap in the cabinets because of an angled sink. Countertops get installed on Monday

ree

<333

Ein. Bier. Bitte.

prr

on HL worst is newfag

Reject monke. Progress to crab.

Guns N’ Roses have really mellowed with age

mfw

I'm looking at you Lut Gholein

mmmwwwwrrrawhr

Smoking leads to Necromancy

Nobody can stop this guy from sleeping.

wa'ah

what a monster

Close enough

Pregnancy Q&A

I'm pissed

how humane

Good ol’ Firefox

What's really happening on Mars

Thankfully I am stuffed after eating 4!

Offended but agree with it like 99%

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (y)

Clown school crime scene

Dudders is a cam thot

I photoshopped a hippo and a dolphin together.

There’s an imposter among us

So many cups

Peak performance

Lockdown Diet

I build unnecessary products and today I created The Gator Briefs!

A lady posted this on a ‘DIY doodle grooming’ FB page and said they think they messed up and I cannot stop laughing

To shadow realm with you

Great system we have here

Turned the tables

No u

Shamelessly stolen from twitter

It be like that.

Just keep spinning

My uncle said that any fortune that came from a cookie was a good fortune but I’m not so sure about this one

Beethoven’s Fourth Movement.

Shhhh carefull, meme police may not find this...

"Work Hard, Stay Harder..."

Proof that cats and water don't mix.

The winner for the most packages from Amazon is.... this guy.

I think I Found Simon’s Truck

Canadian Social Distancing

No Minimum Wage

Rare photo of US Army using the latest technology

Petition to have more of these

Bad Boy For Life

Glow up

soy

On the bottom of my coffee bag

gas

Camouflaged

Lies, deception

Wait a minute here...

Keep it safe from him.

...and don't call me Shirley!

problems

Got a greeting loicense madame?

Hmm, no wonder meems attract autists. Incest.

two intellectuals disscussing

shidd

bye bye Chad

The perfect date

It's time to stop