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Buckle up kid, you are about to witness some real shit.
Ask horny questions get horny answers
We created a TIME MACHINE!
Round problems require flat solutions
These are the people you're arguing with on social media
Coupon sticker guy needs a new job
modern problems require modern solutions
The first rule is
Painful but true
Biggest Pimp of the 1700's
The GF wasn’t having my shenanigans... I mean, I was seated...
Water bottles on the nightstand = nightmares
I accidentally googled "Moneigh" instead of Monet. I was the opposite of disappointed.
That's enough now.
Jessica rabbit is better than lola bunny
Hey now, there's a juggalo in flavortown
Obviously late, but hey, #2020. My self-drafted cross stitch pattern.
Star wars droid
Release the kraken!!
That is the surprise
the english and roman alphabets were fine... but then the greek alphabets came
...and pretty adorable, too.
An artist in the 80's was commissioned to depict what he thought some stars of the time would look like in the year 2000. You can't get everything right..
it all makes sense now
For the drunk and lazy
Just a casual walk at beach
What the Duck!?!
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OUR 2 WEEK QUARANTINE
My sister looked up right as I turned the filter on
We all have to start out small somewhere
"Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?"
Little happy trees
it ain't happening, borther
Found on the polish side of the internet, i just translated it
We live in a society
A supermarket employee is tempting chaos
they don't live in a society
Now they can't sue us.
uhmm, elmo? are you alright bud?
As found in your local Home Depot...
Iv'e hit rock bottom with all this noise
One a spicy meatball
Meanwhile in the Canadian winter...
TAKE THAT MURICANS
& Tʜᴇ Osᴄᴀʀ Gᴏᴇs Tᴏ:
And I have never had to use this in my entire life
I think someone lost a bet
This absurd looking shell gas station
This is the most typical photo I took in 8 years as a dog owner
caught my cat making the surprised pikachu face
"Damn, shouldn't taken this job"
This is the most perfect photo i took in the 8 years of being a dog owner
This photo of the pope meeting Ayatollah Sistani looks like the waiting room to see God.
I believe in a higher power.
Wife decided to decorate the half bath.
My new lamp really ties the room together
Emotional Support Raccoon
The sink has attitude
I took a photo of our neighbours cat wanting to come in
Finally, a lotion that gets me
when government thinks u know 2 much
chonky void mlep
A vicious guard dog attacked me on my Amazon delivery today
So bullying may be the answer
Happy birthday! No homo
Found this lost gem in a very old part of my photos.
My father-in-law bird watching in Central Park.
Use with caution
Libtards can't handle this thiccness
You cannot kill an idea