Short Kings

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OUR 2 WEEK QUARANTINE

My sister looked up right as I turned the filter on

JWS

We all have to start out small somewhere

Cookie thief.

"Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?"

Little happy trees

it ain't happening, borther

Found on the polish side of the internet, i just translated it

We live in a society

A supermarket employee is tempting chaos

Rip booba

they don't live in a society

Now they can't sue us.

uhmm, elmo? are you alright bud?

As found in your local Home Depot...

uii

Iv'e hit rock bottom with all this noise

One a spicy meatball

Disappointed sink

Meanwhile in the Canadian winter...

TAKE THAT MURICANS

& Tʜᴇ Osᴄᴀʀ Gᴏᴇs Tᴏ:

Dumbass duo.

And I have never had to use this in my entire life

I think someone lost a bet

Lunch lessons.

This absurd looking shell gas station

This is the most typical photo I took in 8 years as a dog owner

caught my cat making the surprised pikachu face

"Damn, shouldn't taken this job"

This is the most perfect photo i took in the 8 years of being a dog owner

This photo of the pope meeting Ayatollah Sistani looks like the waiting room to see God.

I believe in a higher power.

Wife decided to decorate the half bath.

My new lamp really ties the room together

Emotional Support Raccoon

The sink has attitude

I took a photo of our neighbours cat wanting to come in

Finally, a lotion that gets me

when government thinks u know 2 much

chonky void mlep

A vicious guard dog attacked me on my Amazon delivery today

You trippin

So bullying may be the answer

Website Design

Happy birthday! No homo

Found this lost gem in a very old part of my photos.

My father-in-law bird watching in Central Park.

Use with caution

Doggo moment

Libtards can't handle this thiccness

You cannot kill an idea

sweetie

Go on..

This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner

I wish I could afford the rent

sour cream on the side

You can do it

Ehh

HNH 5E

Read another book

*gulp*

Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job

b*tch

There’s a gap in the cabinets because of an angled sink. Countertops get installed on Monday

ree

<333

Ein. Bier. Bitte.

prr

on HL worst is newfag

Reject monke. Progress to crab.

Guns N’ Roses have really mellowed with age

mfw

I'm looking at you Lut Gholein

mmmwwwwrrrawhr

Smoking leads to Necromancy

Nobody can stop this guy from sleeping.

wa'ah

what a monster

Close enough

Pregnancy Q&A

I'm pissed

how humane

Good ol’ Firefox

What's really happening on Mars

Thankfully I am stuffed after eating 4!

Offended but agree with it like 99%

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (y)

Clown school crime scene

Dudders is a cam thot

I photoshopped a hippo and a dolphin together.

There’s an imposter among us

So many cups

Peak performance

Lockdown Diet

I build unnecessary products and today I created The Gator Briefs!

A lady posted this on a ‘DIY doodle grooming’ FB page and said they think they messed up and I cannot stop laughing

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