the presidents of inanimate items

mhm philosophic...

Very funny.

Found out recently that octopuses like to punch fish for no reason and decided to draw it! These kind of facts get me through the day

He can be real life Tony Stark!

banbanbanbanana

Indeed

Financial Planning

Have you ever noticed that all instruments searching for intelligence life are pointed away from the earth?

The more you know..

Endlessly searching for the cure...

gatekeeping

One of my neighbor writes weekly jokes for us. This one made me chuckle

What google maps are for.

Someone had free time in my grocery store this morning. I couldn’t stop snickering while shopping.

I told you mom I'm gay get over it

Helpful former homeowner.

That was unexpected

indeed

....good point

I loved these as a kid

My whole pride

So thicc it’ll make you cry

Works every time

F in the chat bois

All for rubber

I told them I wanted plain rice

And so the courier cheated the IRS once again and the Brehave wasteland was forever changed.

Checkmate, Donald!

This was helpful

You attempted to hurt me but all you've done is given me hope

Make room in the Horny Jail.

The Only Employee

Just the once

Duddero after HL elected Slov

Universal guide to men's nodding. Made in Paint.

Someone pass the Kleenex please...

Can you tell me just one thing? Why is "scar" wrong?

thomas the tank engine mod

They always gotta tell ya.

The duality of mod

If you play the audio backwards, it still sounds like meaningless noise

So f*cking deep

You’re not so different you and I

me preparing myself for another day as a mod

I wished for the perfect man.

What? You don't trust me ? Check my Bullshit posts License !

I thought drugs are just a joke

That’s some serious grave digging

She mad

This sign still is here

man do i love that game

Every waterfall should have treasure behind it, not just some of them

Night Owls

We shall have a banquet!!

That night...I murdered trillions

Burns so good

Just a woman posing with a tornado in Nebraska, 1989

Family! Just a beautiful placing of stones artistically

For education :)

The original one.

Psppspsps *scratch*

Welcome young fella

Time to cum

Selling things online

French language is mesmerizing

And that's a dact

Poor cashier

The best silencers

Well, at least the cursed undead don't need to eat.

Checkmate English.

am i wrong thou

They cannot be defeated

Coz *** them kids that's why

It took me quite some time, but know i'm ready for a rematch

Why is a post title ?

Plant VS Zombies; IRL!

A true champion

Sad but true....

The Iron Delinquents, Rulers of the Streets

And gonna starve now

Quick while the France asleep

Maybe I'm a pokimon trainer !!

I'm Killing It

It's 10 inches long

Reason for overpopulation

Lemon Demon, consumer of warriors and master of disturbing funk. Can resize any part of his body at will.

Bright side of the Mººn

Evolution of the cat-monitor relationship in one pic

never seen anything more accurate

She a trap

Yo momma so fat that...

gonna poast this here

Full send it

30 more minutes

Me today on my “very special” 21st birthday

Hehe

The username was cringe aswell

200 IQ joke

It was hard at times