Ur Dad Coming In Your Room and Doing this
now what
Heard Washington dropped his dentures; it was acci-dental
Sniper glory hole
Poor Gran
sad dog noises*
cheap karma grab
anybody down?
Not nearly weird enough
Silly Germans, Russians can't die
bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrr
Can you spare a couple florins?
A blursed crossover
Haters do be like dat
Foolish samurai warrior
Reality can often suck
Justinian was a lunatic
Still useless tho
Meanwhile in first aid class
A red spy is in the based
Some peacekeeping force they are
Online matchmaking at its finest...
stuck in the river styx
Will it let me post this now?!
Introducing Lara Croft's brother, Larry.
It is the first civilization, and we are ignoring it?
Baaaaaaa’aahhhh
motherfu-
Tear down this wall
You have no choice now
Fusion has been successful.
It’s complicated
'I shall not let your people go... listen to jazz. We're square dancing instead'
What if indeed
bEhoLd aN uNtHinKabLe pResEnT
he's real
"Spin your windlass quicker kid. Here comes the cavalry charge."
Could have given to the people who are actually needy.
She is the messiah!
Guess we gotta take the Eagles now, boys
get a load of this shrimp
The Ems Dispatch kinda led to that war Bismarck wanted to unify Germany
What Genocide?
With unlimited files comes unlimited security
Do you see the minnow fin?
Dinosaurs were there I swear
Dino nuggies will always be a favourite
I feel noticed
Best acting I have ever seen
god i hate twitter
It’d be the last thing they’d expect
Some people were made to do great things
Is it really his fault?
Only 90s people remember
*Insert monopoly joke*
I would like to say-
The Suez Canal was a mistake anyway, panama canal is next.
nobody is great
It so sad
plague resistance +5
dankmemes supports lgbt teens, come on over for a gaycation!
Today Is The Happy Day.
Boat too long
Yes gmail
Where sleep?
Door is stuck, but I'mma milk it.
There’s always plan b
I think I have a solution to the Suez problem.
Now This Hurts
Not again Ernie
Two very different platforms indeed.
This makes you come in 5 seconds, try it now!
ABSOLUTE COSMIC POWER!!
The Communist Manifesto
With soap for 20 seconds
found this on the bottom of a pizza box
What is Verdun?
Wooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh oh! Fightin' in a trench!
Come again?
me at the end
Not separating ethnic groups? Hahaha
Someone's making progress
They’re just trying to help.
There’s a lot of confusion out there.
sexual healing
An epic voyage of incest and high seas shenanigans
El Tigre cannon goes brrrrr
Oh, well that's a relief. Thanks fortune cookie.
MacGyver could do it!
Smells like 1776 in here
Im sick and tired of being sick and tired
Surrender your doots.
...Allies?
Posted this on three other subs and thought you guys would like it too
A wind storm blew a porto-potty into an intersection in Pittsburgh, PA today....
Help me step-ship
POV:
Shit bussin though
Brilliant!! Make that money on stupid questions lol
It‘s funny how you always...