They must have never watched Shrek

It really makes me so happy

You know what I like more than memes? KNOWLEDGE

We won't let him down

yes it is

Suez Canal Cosplay in Russia.

Wait that’s me

May the kernel of heaven forever be overclocked

Calculator: are you an pervert?, Me: YES! I-AM!

What am I referring to here?

A Florida man....

Imagine taking potshots at some random dude for fun and then the next day that same dude brings with him a company of Leopard 1 tanks

This isn't as funny as I imagined

The party must go on

I’m stuck !

Early 20th century Europe oversimplified with Doge

Smart af

I'M CATMAN

Growing up is optional

floppa

JK, I got a life... *sobs*

Updated my wall art to be more relevant

This is what peak empire looks like

bzz

not even American and i’d vote for this policy

Wholesome 1000

just telling y'all the truth

their room bigger than my house

Tom must have got really annoyed by that question.

You are one of the COOMER, men blessed with severe porn addiction.

Canada has dispatched its top marine salvage crew to help in Suez

Ur Dad Coming In Your Room and Doing this

now what

Heard Washington dropped his dentures; it was acci-dental

Sniper glory hole

Poor Gran

sad dog noises*

cheap karma grab

anybody down?

Not nearly weird enough

Silly Germans, Russians can't die

bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrr

Can you spare a couple florins?

A blursed crossover

Haters do be like dat

Foolish samurai warrior

Reality can often suck

Justinian was a lunatic

Still useless tho

Meanwhile in first aid class

A red spy is in the based

Some peacekeeping force they are

Online matchmaking at its finest...

stuck in the river styx

Will it let me post this now?!

Introducing Lara Croft's brother, Larry.

It is the first civilization, and we are ignoring it?

Baaaaaaa’aahhhh

motherfu-

Tear down this wall

You have no choice now

Fusion has been successful.

It’s complicated

'I shall not let your people go... listen to jazz. We're square dancing instead'

What if indeed

bEhoLd aN uNtHinKabLe pResEnT

he's real

"Spin your windlass quicker kid. Here comes the cavalry charge."

Could have given to the people who are actually needy.

She is the messiah!

Guess we gotta take the Eagles now, boys

get a load of this shrimp

The Ems Dispatch kinda led to that war Bismarck wanted to unify Germany

What Genocide?

With unlimited files comes unlimited security

Do you see the minnow fin?

Dinosaurs were there I swear

Dino nuggies will always be a favourite

I feel noticed

Best acting I have ever seen

god i hate twitter

It’d be the last thing they’d expect

Some people were made to do great things

Is it really his fault?

Only 90s people remember

*Insert monopoly joke*

I would like to say-

The Suez Canal was a mistake anyway, panama canal is next.

nobody is great

It so sad

plague resistance +5

dankmemes supports lgbt teens, come on over for a gaycation!

Today Is The Happy Day.

Boat too long

Yes gmail

Where sleep?

Door is stuck, but I'mma milk it.

There’s always plan b

I think I have a solution to the Suez problem.

Now This Hurts