This guy... might be a serial killer

At least you tried, John

This shadow from two different trees in my parking lot

Bruh gimme that Tuesday note

Does that mean we is the father of a whole lot of watermelons?

wait.. females exist?

Damn i am cool.

I’m sorry what

Don't get me kicked out pls

All 6 of them are on…

Geneva suggestions is the punishment to the loosing team

shouldn't be acceptable to do that to anyone imo

We are not ready

I like how that was decided on a 50/50 chance

Time to have "The Talk"

Grr it never listens!

F Batman that’s rough

Sorry lil man

Twas indeed quite the slippery slope

Rattle snakes and alligators

Skipidy do I reverse it back to you slut

He is speaking the truth!

This caught me off guard today. No Netflix. I am not enjoying it.

The Chaos Factory

He was the bold action man

7 'S' in anime.

I love my Bard

Inspired by nature.

Big big no no

M Y A S S

Just lurking

Same old Same old.

Anyone else or just me?

Never underestimate the ingenuity of authors

Nagatoro jealousy and overprotective UwU

Truly the American Cincinnatus

Involuntary yoga

don't go to casino kids

revision from my old post. now it all makes sense

Ronnie doesn't like his leafy green

Honestly would prefer over the teachers I had

Looks like Jessie is blasting off to heaven

Hitler dies

At least he gets more than $1

The wind didn't stand a ***ing chance.

Virginity Restored

Definitely cause serious long term damage to gravity falls

I just didn’t do it, ok?

I bet you won't do it

Pff! This virgins samurai...

*blocks with sword*

Just replaced the original emblem on my truck with this

family time

Jokes on you women are even real take your pills

What’s my name again?

I love dad jokes. But in this instance you could say it was a cat-tastrophe.

He lost a large amount of his taste buds for the rest of his life

Zeus better not get glitter all over his shell, or else Hera will be real mad

You can change the us flag for any other and it would still work

do a lifestream

I got a pic of my bf falling off a floaty and just realized there was a guy falling off a boat at the same time

I mean .... yeah I guess

Quite the career progression for Zheng Yi Sao

Sidehoe Bob

Ah, yes...the boob folder

I guess it's worth it.

BDSM play is amazing

Yes, I feel okay now

Why shouldn't I?

maybe the asians will want them

Welcome back King

Manatee stuck in lettuce go brrrrr

Message from Cat

I'll pick the left one for legal reasons

My day is ruined

jAiL BrEak !

Doomba by Skynet

What do I have to do, plz

As an accountant, I can relate..

Chat Stamina

Can never be too clean

My all time favorite

baskeball 2

Biggus dickus haha funny

Heavily inspired by Hannah Hillam

It matches perfectly

Meme guys, just a normal meme with a normal template

no horni

Goals for the future

There's no escape

Into-you

Snooping kids.

And I still can't see it!

THIRD

Watch, they'll come up with another wacky but great gimmick

Leave some for the rest of us, big man.

***ing ass hair

Good Cop Bad Cop​

I bet you’re wondering why I called you all here today…

Man I don't know what I watched