During covid times my bf developed a habit of opening all deliveries though C-Section bc he doesn’t want to touch the top “like all the other hands do”

Something doesn't feel right here

Slavs are probably the most traumatized people in history. Feels bad man

Had to get away

I feel so shady

Visiting Denmark, even the power outlets are happy!

This razor blade ad in Germany

They have to refuse sex? I don't even get that far

Shelling out countries

That's just wholesome

it's okay to be horny for demons

A Fun Fact About Tardigrades

The German military protests the use of shotguns

Cool cathedrals didn't finance themselves

Workload of two

Same day delivery on the sticky

He seems like a real nice dude

I wanted a beard but my genes said no

Capitalism

Get them dank wheelies bro

You got a loicence for that bruv?

Sitting at the back is for Cool People.

I love you guys

All in...to the shadow realm

There is no one better for the job

Tried painting a cardinal, don’t think he’s feelin it.

Oh no oh no oh no

You're right.

It's really sad :(

Good ol king Cnut

Help Titles are hard

Mods gay

Abusive

1204 was the biggest bruh moment in history

this corporate pride thing has gone too far

Ah what?

A rare picture of Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube during Straight Outta Compton release party, 1988

The Brits always love the Main Quest

The steaks are high when you defy Poseidon

Captain

I actually do that

A little too similar...

Game Show

Napoleon got two free island holidays; fair to say we know who the real winner is

"didn't you notice me at the party?" me at the party

Good bye old friend

lizard > overpriced training wheels computer

When catfish work for you

Me in every overdue assignment

All hail the PP

Your daily dose of Quora.

Good bye friends, see you in the next life

Chickenosaur Rex

A financial relationship

Classic

They are really that cheap?

funniest shit I ever saw

"Done playing sports, I will now get a pot belly"

Remember

This door has been sealed with the most ancient and powerful symbol known to man

Hello 38th Parallel

^^    

Insane shit.

The parents must love it

I rather watch paint dry

Live life dig holes

"Have a nice weekend ppl!"

But then i got high

250 Million years old and you’re around to see it expire

Anime enjoyer experience

It’s time to celebrate

theeeeee

you ruined my day

Google Play.

Murphy's law

Make him mayor

real time patience

This reboot of dirty dancing is getting weird

Really more of a Buddhist god.

I bought Ikea furniture online to be delivered... and one bowl.

Think Bowser went a bit too far on this occasion trying to defeat Mario...

It’s Finally Coming!

Arrest the year?

You're late . . 66 millon years too late

Finally, it all comes full circle

Your not a man of culture

Happy Independence Day to the Philippines!

Well I'm king now

We are friends now

Oh you poor man, President Nixon.

Escape

Yupp elves in gate is badass

Frog robbery

NRA members marrying a gun

Tis big brain time

Sometimes I hate myself

Sharks aren’t that scary

It’s wouldn’t be the first time

Brain is strange thing

look at those muscles