You can call me a cheap ass

How it feels to have a stroke

Imagine someone texted u like this

From the Dad vaults part ninety seven

Happens to the best of us

Oh Wanda

'So... you don't like Persia either, huh?'

Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed........

I mean...it's great to be cured but ...

13/100… NEW HIGH SCORE!!

Why are you mad? You said we can democratically elect our leaders

I will always be there…

Making a meme of every country's history day 138: Kyrgyzstan

The easiet way!

You dimmadamn!

... how

Pandas eat bamboo

Carman or Batman

My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose. Now she is convinced she is a real superhero.

Online friends are great too

Julius Caesar conquers Egypt

Back to Welfare Then...

If you want to know why god created hell, read if you dare.

I’m ok with this

OurNet.aids

Work > Fun

The silence is your answer.

Correct sir

He must spend a lot of time around playgrounds...

You told him

Kittens are for petting

Oversimplified has some of the smoothest transitions I've ever seen.

Have a good day fellas

These beings are too powerful

Why does this textbook illustration make me laugh so hard

Welcome aboard, my friend!

Bye bye promises

Ghost therapy

At least he has his art

Thanks Sly. Very cool.

First post here; hope I don't die

America’s first clown car parade, 1954

Next Gen Pokémon starter?

Uh yeah

Lafayette really bled Red, White, & Blue

In the McDonald’s drive thru

Hide your pans

The Devil's Game

A Fork In The Road

Old Mongolia vs new Mongolia

I'd honestly watch it.

James Armistead is underappreciated

shamelessly stolen from tiktok

I’m a little confused by your tactics.

Poseidon's Kiss

This is why I told you no noodles!!!

It’s bad mmkay

Well, recognition is the first step, I guess

brehs would yall go to the doctor if yall od'd and had multiple seizures or nah serious question

I just got this pillow. Once I put it on my chair I thought, "hey, that kind of looks like a Duracell battery." I cannot unsee that. It is forever the battery pillow.

I love Pie. Pie charts, Pie day, Pie Jokes....I love Pie.

And A Sprite Please

Why apple!?

so much for saving 2 of each species

still friends

A brief history of the creation of the first party system in the USA circa the 1790s:

he just want to play

Collect me like one of your Pokèmons

You're killin me, pilgrim

I just really like water

At first glance I thought this truck had a cool realistic tree painted on it.

I thought it was just three years ago...

Master bruce

Wait that was not supposed to happen

I just want to say that lately I do feel marginalized.

Freshly Squeezed

Portrait of a hopeful Confederate Officer. He was tragically crippled by bone spurs & sat out the war, 1861

If you don’t like Cool Runnings, I don’t like you.

When you're downloading something and it gives you a time estimate

Budget traveler

I bought an off-brand box of corn flakes cereal and my smart-ass roommate sticks this picture he drew on the box.

Korea is an anime reference.

Qui?

Never judge a creature by his size.

Your welcome

Just to remind that her punch is very lethal

If they were fraternal Twins and one was a male, I’d assume the male would be the heir, but what if they were the same gender?

Now it all makes Sense...

Constantine XI doesn't stand a chance

We did it a second time too! Thats for dumpin the tea in the harbour!

Imagine dragon deez nuts across yo face.

thank you, kind vandal

ben : (

Didn't really think that one through

And that was the last we heard of General Washington...

Nihilism is not an advocate for apathy. So many people get this wrong.

The evolution of math

 

I found this way funnier than I should have

Can anyone in Seattle confirm this?