My mom once dressed me up as a lobster for Halloween

Do be true

Sweet lottery

Took me longer to make than I'd like to admit

Take my fking car

A learned man

Welcome to the battlefield mofos

usa fail

'Aged like milk' would fit in well here

Ah yes, cable management.

That's why he was the strongest man.

Off you go!

You all know what I mean.

A lot can happen in a few years

Privamcy:(

well somebody had to

It's time for Wheel of Persecution!

They all have male pattern baldness

Stonks?

It's stoned alright

Was is this Time ***ery !!!!

Tim talking to girls

I’m a bit into science myself

It was a sad life for them during the 90s

Don't be tricked by the puppets, Morty...

Credit to my physics teacher for this one

I love pokemon

Oh, you'd better believe Simo is about to ruin Vlad's day...

And this is how fascism was born

We wonder if he is standing here on purpose.

I will be right back, I have a trip to make

Ok I made it

Be like Francisco de Miranda The universal Venezuelan and the real Chad of history.

Ace are you okay?

>:c

Florida man in his natural habitat making the storm surge worse. #HurricaneElsa

Maybe I look older than I am :)....

secret

Solid instructions

It's almost as if they knew

Marxist-Heninisim

All according to keisatsu

Virgin gang

Unlimited Powah

The whole Apple vs Samsung thing is dumb.

Missing the Shot: The Alexander Hamilton Story

It has been rough my friends

Are we done with it yet?...

ah yes, potential

Guys literally want one thing and it's disgusting

My neph hit me with a flawless photobomb.

Got 'em!

Takes me back to the days when I had no internet

Lol

Zoom in...

This is not the greatest meme in the world; this is just a tribute.

Goat

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

You have my respect Sir

Not directly, but eventually

Americans amiright

They rocked it

Finally I am of use

This should be divisive

You can call me a cheap ass

How it feels to have a stroke

Imagine someone texted u like this

From the Dad vaults part ninety seven

Happens to the best of us

Oh Wanda

'So... you don't like Persia either, huh?'

Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed........

I mean...it's great to be cured but ...

13/100… NEW HIGH SCORE!!

Why are you mad? You said we can democratically elect our leaders

I will always be there…

Making a meme of every country's history day 138: Kyrgyzstan

The easiet way!

You dimmadamn!

... how

Pandas eat bamboo

Carman or Batman

My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose. Now she is convinced she is a real superhero.

Online friends are great too

Julius Caesar conquers Egypt

Back to Welfare Then...

If you want to know why god created hell, read if you dare.

I’m ok with this

OurNet.aids

Work > Fun

The silence is your answer.

Correct sir

He must spend a lot of time around playgrounds...

You told him

Kittens are for petting

Oversimplified has some of the smoothest transitions I've ever seen.

Have a good day fellas

These beings are too powerful

Why does this textbook illustration make me laugh so hard

Welcome aboard, my friend!