Me at 3 AM

You’re welcome to only use European inventions if we’re so bad

Generalissimo Alexander Suvorov: 60 - 0

the piece of watermelon bubble gum I swallowed waiting in my stomach for 7 years

The first accurate depiction of a hydrogen atom

Can't complain about it

Still waiting for that beard to come in

He's neck-deep and would prefer to not sink any deeper

More Woodrow Wilson slander for your feeds.

Where’s Robin?

For real this time

My belt will go on

Change my mind…

John Wayne Gacy is finally arrested after human remains are found on his property

Curious George gets high in a children’s book.

Liquor store employee draws comics and posts them around the store. This one was my favorite

11/10 Nailed at the live action

My 4 year old brought me a rubber band and asked me to do this to him.

Poem from first bilingual nazi soldier

Deez Knots

He did it. He actually did it.

Nah, apocalypse is little said

Torches

Dark world

Source: Im Cuban

Sancho Martin is a possible source of inspiration for the 14th century arthurian Green Knight.

One piece next generation

Don't be jealous!

Uh-huh, that’s my shit

Detective Good Boy

Boy what a mess.

I'll see it when I see it I guess

The Achaemenid Empire did nothing wrong

Stop scrolling, have a cold one

We probably all are bill

Welcome royal charlie

Top sold separately

Farmers for the win!

Woosh the cat

Cr1TiKaL's moist level was off the chart for her

choose one

Where other see a defeat, I see an opportunity

A lot of girls watch Tokyo Revengers for the husbandos.

I mean, what power do you have that you can make even a salad unhealthy!!

Tic tac for life.

Keeping it in the family...

If Teddy and Taft could just get along, we wouldn't be in this mess

X - 9 = 60

Did he always have one eye?

it's okay because asians aren't real people

Every time

He's right

And then they started hating each other, he was reactionary and conservative and she was liberal and pacifist

Double the occupation, double the concentration camps.

"History is a race between education and catastrophe."

I’ll have my revenge old man

My local ice cream place waving around ocean puns on porpoise just for the halibut

Found out today that my girlfriend is a keeper.

Well done king

Imagine drinking warm water...

Repost cuz my previous post was edited badly

But the newspaper said everything was fine... why would they lie to me?!

Roganed

Opens the curtains to blind my eye

done

safety first

Zoinks

Good news first

Coolest thing I have ever seen

Help me step-bro, I’m stuck in traffic

That's not very pro gamer of you

Milk chocolate > everything else

hi, my name is bill

Bruh just tolerate it

thank you, calculator

Thanks babe

Deep

Literally what the cold war is

States of the Holy Roman Empire were the most complex borders I've ever seen

Such bravery

Let's Hear it for Kevin

Dedication boys

Body relativity

It's not just a matter of where it's learned, but also when it's learned.

Italy Wins World Cup

Sucks to be so old!

chad move

Russian economic policy through the 20th century is a heckuva trip

Still love him though.

'Are you sure you don't want to come in and browse my bedding wares, Hans? You look tired from all that intimidation you're trying to do'

Life lesson

they/them vegan blm acab

Flat Earther's, please comment :)

:^)

weaponized love

Other European rivers to fight 12 battles over are available

New format guys?

Mona Lisa, digitally retouched to reduce effects of aging, 2010

Anymore questions brozzah?

Tough titties