Me after finding a forgotten lego figure

Know your customer

Take it, and leave :)

I changed your brain from a solid to a liquid

call me the dating master

Baby was 24 year old

Birds are quite interesting creatures..

I fear more than jazz

Yes ill take one cucumber

They think I'm a total Chad

damn

Almost everyone i know

Choices choices choices...

get it? because the tree... is in his palm. haha

always

Fascinating

It can't be a harem without it

Actually its a note book

He was already listening in on the police radio

Just broadcast it

I was certain it was her

Those ***s lied to me..

The eternal ***or

I see no flaw in his logic

On the bright side, there're worse cultures he could've been influenced by

doin da kiwi all nigh' long

Mom, I'm pretty sure not all crosses are christian

and you hate it

They just couldn’t help themselves

Ottoman sultans giving out helpful advice for their european counterparts

They'll never suspect.

My world's on fire. How bout yours?

Legendary Chinese General “El Tigre Chino” assisting North Korean forces after American and South Korean soldiers reach the Chinese Border circa 1950

It's just rumors, right? RIGHT?!?

Surely no one will notice.

oh no .......... anyway

Germs

!gamble all

FEMALE!!!

I love alicization

Talibans with humvees : the movie

florida

Da bomb

The guy who arranged this needs a raise

@JamesOtt

huff huff huff

We happy *wink*

well i mean... I dont blame death

kek

Lot of scouting here

Submit to my will? Suck my nipples first

reality check

Bland pie mfs

chad

Mike Crackhead Tyson 1988

He’s got good Genes…

:^)

Take taxi down oy vey lane

Lobster can be quite pricey; it's a real pinch on wallets

The Smelly Trinity

Weeb olympian trying out second gear and wining the gold medal

Extinction of the dinosaurs

Superior language

YTA

Get it out of my mind

A false fact, very sad indeed

With Lenin on that train, the fate of Europe had been sealed

Cod in Nutshell.

I promise it’s not for me!

Just a year before the Attack of the Clones, Australia had 73,000 Jedi on standby, 2001

Burn toast smell has a new meaning

this is how the war begins

procrastibator

They never saw me coming

     

I guess I’ll *** off

Yes of course why would I do something immoral

And that's how I lost my army

What was she thinking??

This is my first post.

The beginning is the end

I'll go with "Ok" type. What's ur type?

:^)

Still made her laugh though

Let's write a memoir about it

Don't worry about the timeline ;)

Can I get a sticker with that?

Yeah bro

Calm down, it's just a joke...I know you guys have too much questionable hentai to fit on a phone.

Where is my dirt?

Doesn't take a year

Dude, you're making us look bad!

It is finnaly complete

First Sonic and now Kermit

Haha Classic Forklift Operators

Biggest maggot

The Quasi War starts between France and the United States, July 7, 1798

Just a simple man

CIA SECRETS

Ha, gotem!