Jesus loves everyone except that ***er Carl who ate my sandwich

“Just wait until your father gets home”

Oldie, but Goodie

Bored of the Things.

How in eight years had he never noticed, that she tinted her lips the very same shade?

Drums came in you ain't see that comin

Spice girls? I can only assume you mean spice traders

Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious.

The Republic of China was hardcore as *** during the 20th century

Umm what is going on?

I pranked my wife

Except earliest access

No, stop!

Raiden the belly button collector

Smooth brain move there pink man

…

Equal rights equal fights

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 346 ✓

Who knows - he will understand

Pretty good reason for a war

The time I came back from a meeting to discover my workmate had changed my screensaver

Saulty are they?

We live in a crazy timeline lol

Oh boy here we go.

Hopping on the trend

DC, please just stop!

Guys I know there’s more, don’t bite my head off

I Wike Minecwaft

6 years ago today during my wife’s first year of teaching got this piece of art from a student. He folded it up nicely and put it on her desk. She still has it today.

High effort dark mode meme

Finished my first Anime, tried to celebrate with making a meme about it.

Lol I don't care

Im joining the dark side

Fly like the wind, bullseye!

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING!?

Who the *** would pay translators $80 C=

Florida at the doctor

I hate tiktok so much

He is never more than 10ft awy from you

Levi Ackerman acknowledgement.

He even dances

Maybe if I shift my head upwards

Just gonna drop the truth here

Omni-mac attack again

Irina jela***

The two kinds of ghosts

What did the dog do??

Maybe the fridge is too cold.

Dad jokes until your dying breath

Ah shit , here we go again.

No means no!

great things come at a greater cost.

I was debating with some people last night and one of the dudes made this. So i decided to share it

christ on a cracker

Eastern front from Kursk onwards be like:

Battle of opinions

Hello nuclear war my friend

We all have, Germany... we all have...

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!

Neil Armstrong takes the first picture from the surface of Halo

That's what happens when the whole country is running on meth

I knocked over my clock with a pillow and it is is calling me names

Oopsy daisy

Safety First - You can try this at home

I crafted this myself

James Gunn's "The Cat in the Hat"

Normies am I right

Spain. Without the S.

The Netflix ATLA adaptation is going to suck

IRL condition

Can't wait to see this comment section.

20th Century psychological experiments starter pack

my daddy

brits

My wife recently booked us a pirate room to celebrate our anniversary…let’s hear those one liners.

'Oooohhhh, babies need nutrients and clean water! Gee, ain't I embarrassed?'

Im criying

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

I will reply to every question

duno about this guys

Posting anything on twitter be like:

My cousins mom let me take him out for a day of "safe" fun. She was not amused

Script flipped!

He is also very overpowered

it was just for a joke google

Comrade, wanna play a game of hide and seek?

Too much maintenance required

Kevin Hart just posted this.

A rare photo of Pablo Escobar posing in front of the White House

It's just getting harder and harder

Rape dwarf origins

commercial vs actual meeting

fin

Mr Chaplin clearly had his eyes on a certain type of woman

go ahead try it if you haven't

I guess it ends with me huh

Sneak100

The consequence of corporate greed

If this mountain was completely covered in corpses I'd eat every corpse...

a curse