FBI doing 'undercover' in DC....
Was rear ended in a car accident this morning. Eye shadow on point.
My 8 year old daughter made this for me. I don't have the heart to tell her.
My Good Morning wood
Mission accomplished, let's pack it in
Looks like an absolute win
When your dad sees the shirts you’re making for your birthday party
Stages of smoking a joint.
“This handmade doll was donated to a silent auction I'm working on.”
With power of friendship and instant noodles...
Toaster + Bath = Fun
Brendan Fraser hijinks
Modern age struggle
I cri for Tenten.
GIVE ME THE REAL STUFF
We salute you soldier
My pain is greater, Patrick…
The time is come
We all must sipp
Comment the name of the movie
In the immortal words of the orange man, “fake news”
First time my wife tired the piping bag..
Should have tied the knot
I will never change
Seriously tho I need answers
Men feel this meme.
What could have possibly trained this pavlovian response?
What does he know about cotton picking?
You've gone too far this time, Science.
Nintendo doesn’t like fans
pLeAsE sToP sAyInG iT
I learn more and more every day
Choosing Toad winning all
Going to the movies in a nutshell
Dad is the best
DONT U ***ING DARE
The last picture of Count Dracula, taken in Central Park in 1987, seconds before he burst into flames
reading is reading
What do you think is silent?
Low effort reposting
It's the little moments that matter
What's there to care about? Jars only have like, two uses
This upsets me a lot
354611 Bothan spies died to bring you this information
Money can’t buy happiness
Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 381 ✓
dunno why, but kissing makes me horny
Oh fck wrong lyrics
just a meme . ok?
Prepping a meal for my OCD wife.
Ice cream good
who is troodoe
Damn it, am I too late?
Donald J Trump rescues victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks in New York
Begone Financial Burden!
What is even the point of this function?
I used to uninstall right in front of their faces
My girlfriend took our cat to her second ever vet appointment today. Needless to say, she doesn't get out much
Them DMs gonna explode.
There’s a snake in my boot.
it really is good
I wasn't a mistake.
They could at least help with rent
My cat brought me a potato. That’s so nice, not only did he bring me food he brought my cultures most revered food item: the potato. I can eat it today or drink it next week!
I can take it
Just found a British staple remover.
Photographer captured the exact moment I realized I would be bullied for the rest of Grade School.
Do you get this?
What’s wrong here…
Someone booked a hotel with my email address. Gotta message the hotel about his pillow fear.
Blue's Clues coming in after 2020
that's just empiracly possible
Now that is a mild curry
While I was appalled someone gave the novel To Kill a Mockingbird one star, they do have a point
Top is Duck Dynasty... bottom is Tiger King
I'll Say Konichiwa To That.
We don’t have long left to make a change, but we still have time
Mine didn’t turn out too well
a toast for even more interesting times
It gotta have a hole right?
Counterfeited and homoerotic
Wisdom about serial killers
German vocabulary be like . .
Who jacks off to cartoon girls now huh?
Idk how that happen