Women vs Men on dating apps

I dont want to kill my friends

Mein leben

Moses- "are you challenging me?"

They don't know i'm leaving

Bonnie and Clyde just before their death

Brother Steve, I don't think the tactic of asking those Norsemen to leave nicely is going to work...

Now that's HOT

(: am i right (:

Is this a breakfast I should worry about?

Bowling was huge in Narmoutheos 5000 years ago

It's not a country

skillz

Halvdan was at the Hagia Sophia.

Poptarts aren't as great as you think

One of the best real estate deals in human history, 3 cents an arce at the time of sale.

Anon is a pirate

Deutsches Kulturgut

'Oh, so a toddler goes missing, and you blame the guy who eats everything. I am offended!'

I'm very confused.

Greek Fire was an incendiary substance developed by the Byzantine Empire around 666 AD. It would mainly be used in naval battles, and would be sprayed from a nozzle onto nearby enemy ships

Had a very weird set of instructions from a dream that woke me up laughing. So made this.

Fasteners

I live in Spain, but the Spain is silent since I live in Switzerland

It is YOU who is missing out.

My wife: Who’s Dr. Thvdr?

Because I'm ...

☹️᠎᠎

whip the nay nay and cry

The tractor left him a John Deere letter

We aren’t paying you right?

So much contemplation

Sooo.... much...to take in

Thank you for coming to my Skeleted Talk.

How to trick God

Almost 3 years on and I still struggle every day

Don't mess with the pistol !

Rowley doesn't deserve All that shit

Um they tasted like a gummy candy?

A Chinese man smiles at the camera as he is being beheaded by a Japanese officer with a katana - 1937

It is acceptable

It's like the pet dad never wanted but ended up falling in love with.

AnDrOid sUCkS

Whatever it cost we need to save our earth

His faith is unwavering

Hence the name Children’s Crusade

I don’t like this anymore

Old but always funny

We all knew the one kid at school with them

Presidents dealing with defectors

Nothing better deserved

Can someone tell me what comes out when you jerk off?

You guys are missing out

NASA be outta pocket sometimes

So iconic

Confused boner time

I posses a vast wisdom

Or it gets the hose again.

Seriously tho, Niko did it to himself...

90's kids, rise for your national anthem

During the American Civil War the Union made a parody of the Confederate song "dixie" the Confederacy responded by making a parody of the union song "battle cry of freedom"

H.P Lovecraft would have not survived today

I am not going to give you a decent meme

Free the nipple?

Running Low - Ink Drawing

What’s with politicians and extramarital affairs?

Wish it were that easy

Now thats some stuff

RainWorld is pain

the reason why studying ancient rome is hard

That time when oxygen nearly wiped out all life on earth

This language is IT.

This is not a joke. Please help.

My grandparents exploring the pyramids in Egypt

Scientists in the 1600s would publish their working theories as anagrams so that they could prove that they came up with them first before they had the evidence to publish them fully.

Samuel Elf Jackson

Shit that hurts

I saved this little squirrel but my cat wasn’t very pleased…

   

How old you were when you heard a bout this show? I was 8

Could I please have a word with those who claim 'size matters'?

My sister is my cousin and my cousin is my sister

World? No thanks, "Known World" will do just fine...

   

"Do you shit your pants?" "No." "You will."

I don't know what Chaplin did and at this point I'm to afraid to ask

Mine is O

The thieves! The thieves!

They didn't see that coming

Shawty got a fatty

I love big shrooms, I cannot lie

I'm living in a fantasy

Still happens today to a lesser extent

The Narodnik movement of 19th century Russia

Facts!! I need disturbing fact

dont get mad...

This has so much "sbeve" vibes to it

   

Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia look like Homer, Bart and Grandpa Simpson.