This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t
My cat under a curtain, it had to be done.
I always wondered why I got those marks on exams...
This corner. The sharpest thing known to man.
Dum dum give me gum gum
What is this atrocity?
128 ounces for a Hallelujah I guess...
wave as you run them over
It’s that time again.
Aztecs and their gender equality
Make sure to arrange a pretty Waifu too for the Hero :)
I'm not a king but caesar -julius
Draco Malfoy when he’s about to say «Potter»
Girl, I got an A.
Real bread does not taste like a candy.
PSA for all the ladies out there
My kitten has chosen the most comfortable place in the house for him
D O G .
Women vs Men on dating apps
you can do it, Jombo
I dont want to kill my friends
Moses- "are you challenging me?"
They don't know i'm leaving
Bonnie and Clyde just before their death
Brother Steve, I don't think the tactic of asking those Norsemen to leave nicely is going to work...
Now that's HOT
(: am i right (:
Is this a breakfast I should worry about?
Bowling was huge in Narmoutheos 5000 years ago
It's not a country
Halvdan was at the Hagia Sophia.
Poptarts aren't as great as you think
One of the best real estate deals in human history, 3 cents an arce at the time of sale.
Anon is a pirate
'Oh, so a toddler goes missing, and you blame the guy who eats everything. I am offended!'
I'm very confused.
Greek Fire was an incendiary substance developed by the Byzantine Empire around 666 AD. It would mainly be used in naval battles, and would be sprayed from a nozzle onto nearby enemy ships
Had a very weird set of instructions from a dream that woke me up laughing. So made this.
I live in Spain, but the Spain is silent since I live in Switzerland
It is YOU who is missing out.
My wife: Who’s Dr. Thvdr?
Because I'm ...
whip the nay nay and cry
The tractor left him a John Deere letter
We aren’t paying you right?
So much contemplation
Sooo.... much...to take in
Thank you for coming to my Skeleted Talk.
How to trick God
Almost 3 years on and I still struggle every day
Don't mess with the pistol !
Rowley doesn't deserve All that shit
Um they tasted like a gummy candy?
A Chinese man smiles at the camera as he is being beheaded by a Japanese officer with a katana - 1937
It is acceptable
It's like the pet dad never wanted but ended up falling in love with.
Whatever it cost we need to save our earth
His faith is unwavering
Hence the name Children’s Crusade
I don’t like this anymore
Old but always funny
We all knew the one kid at school with them
Presidents dealing with defectors
Nothing better deserved
Can someone tell me what comes out when you jerk off?
You guys are missing out
NASA be outta pocket sometimes
Confused boner time
I posses a vast wisdom
Or it gets the hose again.
Seriously tho, Niko did it to himself...
90's kids, rise for your national anthem
During the American Civil War the Union made a parody of the Confederate song "dixie" the Confederacy responded by making a parody of the union song "battle cry of freedom"
H.P Lovecraft would have not survived today
I am not going to give you a decent meme
Free the nipple?
Running Low - Ink Drawing
What’s with politicians and extramarital affairs?
Wish it were that easy
Now thats some stuff
RainWorld is pain
the reason why studying ancient rome is hard
That time when oxygen nearly wiped out all life on earth
This language is IT.
This is not a joke. Please help.
My grandparents exploring the pyramids in Egypt
Scientists in the 1600s would publish their working theories as anagrams so that they could prove that they came up with them first before they had the evidence to publish them fully.