I’m posting 1/3 jokes, 40 times today

it is said that the baby giraffe is still falling

Barrack Obama, circa 2014

BUOYS

Luigi is best girl

There are so many cursed numbers

Ad 11 of 87

Barbarian invasions? Nein, just preservingg ur traditionens, we wür Romanenz!

   

Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain!

My dogs ate the corner of our new hanger but to be honest it only made it better

Stay loyal with one waifu

Noragami Fans Be Like:*Damn Yukine*

Anime is cartoon

the 5 horsemen of censorship

Gotta run

Argue about. I dare you

I love labor now

Sleepy time

Ioniionescu

What’s the best isekai?

Venom ;)

hillaryous

They be like: "We don't do it here"

The Beatles spent a wild night in Germany.

See ya'll in Prison

Names of American Weapons

we bacc

my favorite movie

warthunder

   

When you horni

Layers on or layers off?

Imagine surviving over 600 assassination attempts

Can’t argue with that. In honor of the beginning of spooky season.

Remember kids, pay your taxes

It's just a little nudge towards open trading. How bad can it be?

*gwammies uwu

IRONy lol

Too late idiot

Mumen rider true hero

you think this is trash? you forgot

It's true. The europeans only started eating tomatos much later.

Is evolving!

They won it too!

Shoissant

musn't ask us questions, not its business

Drake standing trial in Nuremberg , accused of making ***ing shit music.

The Suez Crisis, Six-Day War, Yom Kippur War, and many, MANY more conflicts would follow after this.

quiddich

i find this really weird

big boy

:-(

Dark mode memes should be more popularized.

Discord users be like :

Oh god……

Sad sad sad......... anyways

Are we supposed to fap to this?

How was this possible!?

That'll make it better

Bad Monday? Remember, no matter how bad it gets, you’ll never have to work as the MSN Butterfly.

if you aint bleeding after shitting you aint from Hungary

My university philosophy course memeing

The Monster In The Closet

Wait, that’s illegal

Are Wii gonna to have a problem?

Sticks out like a sore trigger finger

Just gonna wait for the hate from the socialists.

Quick before they wake up!

Its easier this way

Hampster.

You wasn't there you know nothing

Now give me my money!!!!

Quality Vs. Quantity...

Guess I lost the twist cause she ain’t easily turned on no more

The One Where Monica Pulls a Funny Face During Phoebe's Wedding

Dads be like

A Wealth Of Knowledge

Nobody ***ing cares anymore

That time my daughter got her face painted at summer camp. She was very offended that I couldn’t tell she was “Elsa from Frozen”.

New to overused list, Please make sure to always check the rules.

Normalize paying me $ for my bullsh!t

Sorry Leon, but not even Expelliarmus is gonna get us out of this mess

Paralyzing effect

Einstein was real until 1907 when he became a professor of theoretical physics

They said it's a mirage

I don't really want to make any puns about Gacy; a subject like this does not mean one should clown around

Janken-yuri

My local ice cream shop deafinitely nailed it hear with ear-y accuracy

Wan Hu was a Chinese inventor who strapped 47 rockets to a chair he was sitting on in the 16th century. After they were all lit there was a large explosion, and he was never seen again.

The rarest item

nobody saw it coming

duels

I mean...who wouldn't?

plz, come back...

Had plans for today but then I saw this sign and immediately drove to my school's theater department

Liberty Ships were crap, but were very useful crap.

My Country is full of numpties at the moment.

I have all the smorts

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.