I moved in with my dad a little over a month ago. He asked me to clean my hair from the bathroom sink. I told him I didn’t know what he was talking about. This evening I came home to this.

Germans no matter which country they're in

C’mere son

He’s such a pure soul.

congrats

Get In Darling

I feel for all those teachers whose students have learned about Urban Dictionary.

Directed by: Robert B. Weide

Fun fact: sharks have been around longer than the rings of Saturn

I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top

Like reading a history textbook

George Lucas presents R2D2 to the public 1977

Is….is it me?

And as someone from Massachusetts, we're still proud of this prediction

Persian empires sure are cool, but let's take a look at modern history as well.

I bet the inventor is a billionaire

Irish potato famine begins

My History teacher wanted to show us his favorite meme of the week

Thanks Amazon!

Here you need this

When you pat yourself on the back...

This picture smells like cigarettes

The difference between fighting for ??? and fighting for your survival

I don't know what this 'Canada' thing is, but it scares me

mmmmmmmh cheese

Everywhere I go

I could be...

i wore the red one today

Ignorance is bliss, at least for this, I assume.

The Bill Nye burn

Monasticism had a massive influence on history: Monks massively contributed to the arts and to science

I'd rather get wet then wrecked.

That’s technically the truth

So many tragedies to prevent from the year 2016 to now

sometimes the best camouflage is to be as visible as possible

Relax kid it's just a word

Tell me what you think

now this is some science

Chad driver!

Whoops, we forgot diversity! Uhh put him in the corner.

Nothing interesting here...

Are you ok Annie

Two opium wars, a 99 year lease, some more wars and over 45 years of the PRC later...

when you´re a weeb but also footballtrainer

Had to take down my medicine cabinet to paint, so we left a fun surprise for the next homeowners.

Al Capone was sentenced for 11 years for tax evasion, as they could never get him for more serious charges

So this 'Third Reich' will last 1000 years? Sounds like a good deal to me!

Y'all know what I do after that

Who remembers these hidden gems?

If you got Isekaid

+25 all stats, +%50 based

If it fits... It ships?!

Weekly Contest 127 - Persia and Iran

100 Girlfriends is the true Giga Chad, you uncultured swine!

Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien gives reasoning for not joining the Iraq war, 2003

Needs more sugar

Error

Snap crackle pop

Found in a gas station outside Edmonton

One ticket, please

Well, what can i say I'm one of them

Battle of Guadalete and conquest of the Iberian Peninsula

Pass tense

Yes

I tried my best to get around Disney’s censorship

Anyone needs sauces to confirm?

Halloween Dream!

Joke 3/3, posted 38 times today

I’m posting 1/3 jokes, 40 times today

it is said that the baby giraffe is still falling

Barrack Obama, circa 2014

BUOYS

Luigi is best girl

There are so many cursed numbers

Ad 11 of 87

Barbarian invasions? Nein, just preservingg ur traditionens, we wür Romanenz!

   

Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain!

My dogs ate the corner of our new hanger but to be honest it only made it better

Stay loyal with one waifu

Noragami Fans Be Like:*Damn Yukine*

Anime is cartoon

the 5 horsemen of censorship

Gotta run

Argue about. I dare you

I love labor now

Sleepy time

Ioniionescu

What’s the best isekai?

Venom ;)

hillaryous

They be like: "We don't do it here"

The Beatles spent a wild night in Germany.

See ya'll in Prison

Names of American Weapons

we bacc

my favorite movie

warthunder

   

When you horni