imagine throwing away your precious dick sleeping bag for some girl

always prepared

stupid people

Psst, kid, you wanna know why they called Julius Caesar 'every woman's man and every man's woman'?

Operation Mincemeat

lag

His post didn't even get his own like

I don't get why Romanians and Gypsies are so hated, fkn stereotypes

Easily the chadest US president

Parliament will want my head for this

:^)

Sea of sameness

The plan was simple. Set the camera timer. Join my wife in the hammock.

brb sendimg letter to skittles

Just best buds cuddling...

our generation is doomed

One NFT to rule them all

GG my dudes, it is Wednesday

who destroyed rome?

Not Really Shocking

*** them all.

Have you tried fishnets?

Maybe she's just a tsundere

Helen's face may have launched a thousand ships, but Caesar's ass marched ten thousand legionnaires.

Woman moment

Hello Peter

Lack of women was always a big problem for soldiers

Somebody attempted to sell a truck in the city I live in.

The day of the Frog

disclaimer: i'm a teenager

Shut up Senator.

I’m scared and scarred

2030

We even missed the 69,420 mark once again

lil

Ellen DeGeneres greeting fans before her first-ever on-set interview with Jennifer Aniston in 2003

Painnnnnnnnnn

Seriously, Google it.

Works every time

Good help is hard to find.

Me and my brother have very different opinions on the 1952 election

An Italian family purchases their first refrigerator 1930

Fool of a Bong-Water

You just have to work hard and dream big to become rich and famous

Minecraft discord be like

My dog got to be included in school picture day!

Is It Possible to Learn this Power....

The KKK asked Lovecraft to pull off his support for their organization, As they don't want their name to be associated with Lovecraft and his ideas

When your dad is a gamer.

:^)

Looks like I'm screwed

A 90s Japanese video game designer had to come up with American sports names

Japanese rioters pulling a reverse uno in Sanrizuka 1985

I guess you could call the Battle of Messines…A Banger

The Hamberderglar stands with his stolen goods

Cries in American

Holy chicken

The First Man Reports for Penis Inpection Day

A great task

We're getting a new kitchen countertop soon. Making sandwiches will be easier.

I can't be the only one who found this relatable

Hmm and who might that be?

Anime clearly makes everything better

Needless to say, the Dutch weren't the biggest fans of Charles V

brehznev

Happy 93rd Anniversary of the character that ruined public domain

This warning label is a bit aggressive

The anime is called Triage X btw.

mark give me the zucc

Patience is a virtue I do not possess

Ladida

:O 

Empowering

I wish I was joking

Yes this is definitely for my brother who definitely exists

Had to test the tag machine at work

robbers

Two of my lovely patients had an argument who was the better artist. I can’t stop laughing.

The two-panel meme template is invented

Gotta get home

tanjiro cosplay

the CSX 8888 Inccident was a time when a train was driving with no driver and one police officer legit tried to soot at it

Helpful Boys

Free bird!

bop bop bop...

Good eating

Sadness 100

The list of good Nazis is pretty short

I’d rather die than get caught

Think Mark. Think!!

If you don't hear from me ever again that's because im off to pursue my education in China

They are the toughest

"I mean this pond is so me, it's even called the pool of peace, how cute would this look for my Insta?"

It still is and always will be

To all the girls who don't care about height - You're a legend

We gonna win the war boys

An old God wonders where things went wrong

He sure did find out

No, your movie just sucked

Lord F