Realistically Scotland Yard spend most of their time finding finger prints on unregistered butter kn

waifu

Ligma

Hint: you don't need to explain things to the police if they can't charge you with any crime

Now i'm gonna show you why they call me Ben 10

Slavery wasnt legal in britain since the norman conquest

What a helpful nog

LETS GOOOOO

Have a friend that hates Nickelback so much he once ghosted a girl he was seeing after she invited him to go to a Nickelback concert with her. This is my Xmas gift for him.

Makkara

How cuteeee.

He just got finished learning colors and naming oranges

i keep thinking that kids born in 2010 are like 6

Head of the Anti-glasses squad and wore glasses.

What are your demands?

Hmm so what choice would you make ?

World most visited place ever

Drake and Kanye West hanging out in 2015

For the cleanist teeth

China went too far.

c l i c k

Those thighs tho

Just an heads up

A trip down memory lane

Is it too late to use this lost Christmas present?

Wait! I’m awake!

one minute makes all the difference

Mary Jane Thotson

Interesting man

Spoider man

P E A K H U M O R

Sit or miss

the next symphonic orchestra

Goku: What does kissing have to do with marriage???

Because they are obviously Magic fans

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 475 ✓

Silly wohman

My dog is a freak that likes to get spanked and he came up to me and stayed like this for a few minutes

Stephen Hawking shows his black hole detector, before he lost the use of his arms

If you kill the guy who started WW1, you don't have to kill the guy who started WW2!

The choice

Please help, I don't wanna turn 18

We can all agree on this

Eren gaming

No doubt, people were paid in salt back then.

Yeah what the hell is wrong with those people?

Patience 100

remove pomme

Russia's Last Czar, Nicholas II, Had a Massive Dragon Tattoo.

Nice lips

My son is getting his first glasses and my wife sends me these pics and asks which pair I like most.

Why do I fell like this is targeted at me

Krampus.

Milk, never water. I will die on this hill

result

Sending the message

I wonder if Santa accepts returns…

ngl flat Ilulu is cool imo but og still better

Intellectual Property

Who would've thought that God is a bratty school girl.

Hehe Billie Eifish

It looks fine

German troops invade France, 1940.

***

Xi, please liberate the US and give us trains please elon is saying he wants to make zeppelins now

My whole life was a lie!!!!

Peel it like a grape

I am not cooming

Oh no

I kinda like those generic Isekai Anime, even though they are completly the same

The “South had better generals” bit has always been bullshit and I fell for it

Happy Solstice, again...

Peter i think

Spreading freedom since 1947

Come and claim your prize

You know they do

We did it

the healer beats differently

Local council vs graffiti artist

A buddy at work 3D printed The Rocktopus

Not mine. But absolutely spot on.

Hillary Clinton prepares to give her Presidential Concession Speech,

My friend and I belatedly got round to going to see Dune today. In the meantime our local multiplex had relegated the film to the kids' hall. Oh well, if life gives you lemons...

Knowledge is meaningless without Wisdom

setting up my monitor facing the door was the by far the worst decision I made

Small breeds vs large breeds

Merry Thiccmas

The Pakistanis won't lose to Lunchboxes , right?

Is your dad also like this?

mod posting

Plenty to go around

Even most history books don't talk about that

Btw what's yours

I choose A, but in my heart I know it's D.

I don't need the patriarchy to hate myself

The blessed irony

I'm the male version of "cat lady" I suppose

What you see

The real origin of green goblin

Don’t ever say that again