Work? We don't do that round here

Pretty straight forward

But we are smarter, yeah?

Funny, but kinda dark.

Our dogs got a electric dog paw cleaner for Christmas that cleans by rotating…

*chuckles* im in danger

Praise the sun ☀️☀️☀️

I'm also holding my breath so the stench doesn't burn my nostrils

That didn't worked out.

The Virgin Great Depression banker vs Chad Farmers

agreed

Still not a cult?

But what about abridged?

My neighbors put up their Christmas display incorrectly and it looks like Joseph and Mary are ashamed of Jesus.

I was on hold with Expedia for this long today

In need of some lubrication

Just say Hopefully.

What’s his rapper name

Mom I am intrested in the art of voice acting that transcends our world

I'm a UPS driver in December... this box just made day!

Do you have to poop, son? No Dad.

So I ...won ?

Moving scenes that warm your heart, the scene of soldier Meyer kissing the tummy of his pregnant wife, after 3 years of absence.

stonks

looking at you James you ***ing ***

Most often, I'm "That" friend.

WHO ARE THEY?!

why delay the inevitable?

Anon's brain keeps his pants clean

Local weatherman’s got jokes!

I don’t think they knew the implications.

Photographer knew what he was doing here...

That is some next level supervillain shit

2022 be like

Only the best of us...

merry chrysler

You guys still alive?

A Hero Indeed

How society wants men to dress VS how men really want to dress.

Time traveler: "sneezes" The timeline: Lieutenant Germany

They right tho

Also you can't get a job or enter university without being a member. Great fun!

I only time I use calculator is to see 5318008

Segregation in America

On the Dalton Highway Alaska, theres a sudden turn after a long straight that truckers called "Oh Shit Corner".

also in official documents

What did ananas do to you

what image represents learning a second language so you don't have to speak english anymore

oh no

Its an art

Merry Christmas to you all

Let's go treasure hunting

Sioux Falls police department arrests Mr. Grinch for attempting to steal holiday cheer.

Crispy Meme #518

Gucci uniform

More balls then the National Geographic crew

I forgot

That pentalobe screw is scratched, this voids your warranty

I know Everyone Has Their own opinion on anime they watch but this guy is living a boring life....

Realistically Scotland Yard spend most of their time finding finger prints on unregistered butter kn

waifu

Ligma

Hint: you don't need to explain things to the police if they can't charge you with any crime

Now i'm gonna show you why they call me Ben 10

Slavery wasnt legal in britain since the norman conquest

What a helpful nog

LETS GOOOOO

Have a friend that hates Nickelback so much he once ghosted a girl he was seeing after she invited him to go to a Nickelback concert with her. This is my Xmas gift for him.

Makkara

How cuteeee.

He just got finished learning colors and naming oranges

i keep thinking that kids born in 2010 are like 6

Head of the Anti-glasses squad and wore glasses.

What are your demands?

Hmm so what choice would you make ?

World most visited place ever

Drake and Kanye West hanging out in 2015

For the cleanist teeth

China went too far.

c l i c k

Those thighs tho

Just an heads up

A trip down memory lane

Is it too late to use this lost Christmas present?

Wait! I’m awake!

one minute makes all the difference

Mary Jane Thotson

Interesting man

Spoider man

P E A K H U M O R

Sit or miss

the next symphonic orchestra

Goku: What does kissing have to do with marriage???

Because they are obviously Magic fans

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 475 ✓

Silly wohman

My dog is a freak that likes to get spanked and he came up to me and stayed like this for a few minutes

Stephen Hawking shows his black hole detector, before he lost the use of his arms

If you kill the guy who started WW1, you don't have to kill the guy who started WW2!

The choice