got me worried for a second

My Dietician told me to use smaller plates for my meals, which would help me control my portion size…

cheese

And I do not care about any of them

I was reading reviews for dog bones on Amazon and...

I asked him what was wrong and he said, “I can’t”

Buddy asked me to touch up his old science fair photo.... Didn't say how, though.

media

heavy is the burger that wears the crown

One donut to rule them all!

Ah yes, Wendy's, where we value our employees.

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huh

figs

Kyiv

90s babies, are you okay?

One of these things is not a cat

muslim hagrid

Kek

And here I thought someone else could be blamed this time

:-)

Buh du du duh duh DUH DUH doo da da DA DA

Googled “gayest picture on the internet” then proceeded to enhance it somewhat in photoshop. Would be a shame if it got spread around too much..

Any time now

Sock thief thinks she's being slick

Bruh...Imagine you are invading a city and a guy pass you at 20mph on a bike.

brazil

Third times the charm

Good lord

Poor Russians

Follow me for more car recipes

Pete

Chad Ukrainians

the severe lack of women companionship ?

This man's creativity has no limits

Dark side of DIY

Me when the particular episode takes place on a beach

If you need me, I will be in the right testicles

FYI Australia is flooding again.

ukrainian special forces enter crimea 2017

Memes which are so deep and dank that they return to normal

You need ***es

You can find me in the club

Monke man is coming!

Pepe/apu a day - 58 this could be us

this low budget cosplayer is such a giga chad, change my mind

Russia

Dark Bidding

Only Shiro can save you

They have a powerful message. I just wish we could figure out what it is.

Bro seriously

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Just noticed this sign at my local movie theater as I was leaving.

marin doing things the opposite way

That's a roast....

Venezuela 2.0 incoming

My biggest dream

Still completely support and stand with Ukrainian people but y'all are hypocrites

What a douche canoe

It's a fair point.

How my employer gave us his two week notice....

I might get hate for this but it needs to be addressed.

It seems to happen alot

Lmao got em

smells fishy

good luck

How do you come back from this?

What a difference 120 years can make, from innocence to why you’re laughing now

I saw this graffiti on a pier a couple years ago and I still think about it often

"I need ammunition, not a ride"

French school of warfare

Not now, not now or never?

My husband went to pick up a few groceries alone. I got a call from him for advice every few minutes.

Eren helps a friendly neighborhood Spiderman

My friend is a paraplegic and wore his Christmas gift for the first time. Everyone seems to approve of it!

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Heck, I can’t even imagine waking up any earlier than 2pm

love the one you're with

My climatologist daughter made me a birthday card

My head hurts now.

No more tri poloski

Noah begins to build his Ark,

Sieg Bananaaa!

Cybernetic arm.

thats gonna get ya about 2 dollars

I will never buy one now

Gojo Chad

Don't take a hitman to take me down

EIN LAND!

Did someone lose their cauliflower in the Pacific?

Fighting talk!

Life of an Artist.•

Free tattoos anyone

Colonoscopy tomorrow, clear liquid diet today. So I'm making myself a nice, peach jello on jello sandwich.

Don't go outside

After 72h+ of resistance there's a joke going around between Ukraine soldiers:

open up nibba

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benis :DD

this is serious shit