stay strong short king

149 points · 54 comments

submitted 3 years ago

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Spicy · Poster · 65 points · 3 years ago

You know stuff like this is only possible if you talk to girls and have an actual personality, right?

antiskeltal · Pepe Collector · 65 points · 3 years ago

Listen, you have a great idea, I just don't think it's realistic, and for that reason, I'm out.

Serviceman · Lurker · OP · 17 points · 3 years ago

uuuuhhhhh uhhhh sure i knew that

SKOOLKNIGHT · 10 points · 3 years ago

P... Personality? What's a personality?

Herrodere · Wise · 16 points · 3 years ago

I have several

SKOOLKNIGHT · 11 points · 3 years ago

Can I have one?

Herrodere · Wise · 10 points · 3 years ago

Absolutely!

kosobi · Wise · 1 points · 3 years ago

Personality is when you spend 10 hours online posting and commenting on a niche meme site about how it's the white race that it's akchually oppressed

I think.

KumaKumaKuma · 7 points · 3 years ago

Personality is when you have some degree of behavioural and cognitive patterns (including thoughts and interests) that are consistent over time.

I just pulled the above definition out my butt, but what I mean is that I think you're right

SKOOLKNIGHT · 5 points · 3 years ago

And here I was thinking only gamers were oppressed.

Ya learn something new everyday.

KumaKumaKuma · 4 points · 3 years ago

Deep down, there's a gamer in all of us

Gongolongo · Pepe Expert · 3 points · 3 years ago

Al Bundy meme? Have my upvote, good Sir.

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mymeymeys · 6-Year Club · 2 points · 3 years ago

muh oppression

Bob_Bwaa · Early Member · 3 points · 3 years ago

Nah, you just have to be funny. I don't know how it works, but it somehow trick the female brain.
I'm celebrating our 8-years anniversary with my GF tuesday, and even though she's very smart, I don't know how I managed to fool her in staying that long with me.

She's a 8,5/10 and I'm a 5/10, but with a sense of humour

SKOOLKNIGHT · 2 points · 3 years ago

Good for you, though I'm sure you've got other things beside humor going on for you, right?

Bob_Bwaa · Early Member · 5 points · 3 years ago

Well, I'm not too hard on the eyes, not too bad in bed, I'm a decent guitar and piano player, and when we met I used to do interesting stuff, like going down the catacombs, going on buildings' roofs,... I even stole some Nespresso capsules and some kind of AC propeller (lack of vocabulary, sorry. pic related) from the local Police station (9th floor) just for a bet. the fvcking things weighted a ton and was 1,2m wide: a bltch to strap on your back and sneak by a Police station, but I did it.

Stole a life buoy and a umbrella from a chinese cruise boat once too. fun time

They all are at my parents' place if you don't believe it, but I could probably find the pics in my back-up harddrive

But still, I have a pretty good sense of humor!

SKOOLKNIGHT · 2 points · 3 years ago *

"I'm not too hard on the eyes"

Translation: You are a bit hard on the eyes.

"not too bad in bed"

Translation: You are a bit bad in bed.

I guess the clue here is that you are quite fun to be with.
Which I find easy to believe.

Very Neogastonist of you. Splendid.

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Loutremonde · Silver Club · 24 points · 3 years ago

colonial · 8 points · 3 years ago

Based.

Gengetsu · Verified · 4 points · 3 years ago

This whole tweet is annoying but not as much as thots who brag about how they only date tall guys. I'm 6'4" so I know.

valco66 · 17 points · 3 years ago

This whole post is annoying but not a much as HLers who brag about how tall they are. I’m 4’20” so I know

Gengetsu · Verified · 5 points · 3 years ago

Nah I'm just saying those type of biches have real shit personalities. Funny comment tho not gonna lie.

valco66 · 1 points · 3 years ago

Haha Cheers!

Herrodere · Wise · 1 points · 3 years ago

I am only 5’9” and I have dated women much taller than myself. They liked to be in control

Haegar · Verified · 5 points · 3 years ago

5'9" is equal to 69", which is arguably the best height.

Gengetsu · Verified · 3 points · 3 years ago

And some just want to be controlled. Depends on the w*man. Why'd you say "only 5 9" tho I would't consider you short.

Herrodere · Wise · 2 points · 3 years ago

Thank you king! :)

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Gengetsu · Verified · 3 points · 3 years ago

Here's a photo of me from 6 years ago. Nice instagram btw.

cas_metal · 6-Year Club · 4 points · 3 years ago

I'm 190cm tall and the "only tall guys" still pisses me off. Why a girl just above a meter and a half needs a man 50cm taller? Damn, get some smaller shelves, and stop fricking with people heights