Cant tell if sh*tting pants or Jack Nicholson

No f*cks (and no jobs) were given.

Well that's one way to look at it

Rise, my delicious children!

BETA as f*ck

Announced today

Neil deGrasse Tyson bursts Jon Stewart's bubble

Ask the goat?

Wtf...

Neither will Batman

Dinner is served.

Electricity traveling through wood. Science.

Nailed it

Dad waking you up for school

How the "Link Cable" really worked!

Air-Always

That moment full of awkwardness.

OH MY GOD I LI... oh...

Yahoo answer: Nailed it

I haz forgot how to cat

Friend is getting married. I sent him this...

Windows 98 Screensavers

Good thinking

A dog and his ducky

The cycle of life

Alpha as f*ck

When I bullsh*t a big paper the night before it's due and get an A on it.

What were you even thinking?!

Oh Tumblr.

Sure...

Something tells me she wants a grandchild

True wisdom

"What!"

Well, they said it was a SEAL...

Hate swag yolo sh*t

Just a normal nutcracker.

Good moms vs Great moms

That thing with his legs again!

This is indeed sensational..

Every time a new version of the iPhone is released

Let's just skip the bowl

Dis is how I roll

Patriotic

Students when there is free food on campus

Well, that was unexpected

The Great Deku Dad

Air Snape

You tell me

Winky face

Pope...

THIS IS A ...f*ck!

One of those Granny moments..

You have a....vagina

F*cking Seatbelts...

Well...

Loser

Peter locked his keys out of the car (I love this man)

Must go

I'm sure she is a real gamer

Did you do your homework?

Best train conversation

Recycled Movie Clips

It's a 2-bedroom Fuhrer

Welcome to organic chemistry

But I wanna write on my soup ):

Memories

A kid in my class tweeted about a test we had. Here was our teacher's background today.

The odds...

Unacceptable

How every Literature teacher analyzes something

Angel of Death

Meth in the Middle

Who's up for some rapefruit?

Meth, Never Again.

'Till Death Do Us Part!

Not sure if 18+

Not a Word...

Like a boss

Headshot

Golden Gaytime

America Today

Board as hell

She doesn't like the light!

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

Ninja in training.

Burn them. Burn them all.

Microsoft Pillows

Chips..

Another Youtube Comment Win

Legit! No Photoshop!

God presenting The Asian

Your daily dose of wtf

Next election

Don't waste your milk!

How i have to eat....

No candy for you

Hey kids!

Rattlesnake in slow motion

That moment when you realize it's too late to run..

I do marathons everyday