Hi I’m Switzerland

webp

Capybaras have maxed their friendship skill

Shame Italy was knocked out

Julius Caesar's body before and after autopsy, 44 BC

You're a third-grade locomitive with a fourth-grade engine

microwave

He’s a keeper

A/C be like

Old-Timey Pharmacy

First human goes into deep space

Blessed

If you have tictacs, I'll be your friend

she's quite beautiful

A small price to pay for literacy rates

Oh wow. Already getting flashbacks.

She was gatherer. He was hunter.

A tan is blackface apparently

If it isn't the consequences of my actions

brrrrrrm

Honestly, that final boss was pretty sick. Glad Netflix gave proper funding.

Atleast you can be useless, with style!

Mmmm, suffering

All I’m saying is I get it

I salute you walnut

abuse me mommy mikasa

could be man tho.

Dutch history summerized in one gif

Big turn off

Fun fact of the day :)

Wonder if they expected this

Garlic

*ahem*

Been gone awhile. Anyway hope y'all enjoy

read that again, slowly

Understandable

hmm

Sorry fam, but Clippy was the first Vtuber model

Sorry I know the joke is bad, but my 9yo niece told it to me and I thought it was cute

easy af

Found this on my meme folder

Neato

Okay.png :(

"I'm not the Messiah "~ his face

learned it the bitter way

Sep 9th :)

Thought of this while deciding which to use

Work of art, Canada

Huh, so that's why Bleach was cancelled back then

I've been lied to

Fishing this, fishing that, why can't we get the same appreciation for agricultural advice?

they finally ***ing did it

The Day Chewbacca Shaved

I feel like this is more interesting.

Daughter lost her lost tooth. Guess the tooth fairy does things differently these days.

unlucky amy

I need more TP for my bunghole

Ahh yes, the first black president

Can’t wait to see these guys in concert…

My view of caesar's bust

Of all places to blow into the toy, they had to choose there

((((MILK THE GOCONUT))))

inb4 source

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Time to break out the patio set

It didn't work out too well

Buzz off, Rachel. Jade is a real one!

For April Fools, I did the ol’ switcheroo with yogurt and watched my students gaze in disgusted horror as I casually ate during class.

Bought a bottle of Snapple today, got this.

lol

Sophocles writes his first Greek Tragedy,

trans flag going at it.

We were always taught Excel in our computer class

Based on my first job interview

My friend got to Ireland a couple hours ago and immediately sent a snap of someone just carrying a swan out of a park

your so sexy aha

Why indeed?

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Yea

Can't really stop ya until after as long as you don't blab.

I can't believe that actually sounds like a sneeze

um what do i do?

Gregposting

Not exactly the most... heteronormative culture

Aharen-san anime has allot of meme potential... and I have been having trouble sleeping

A gift from the past

Komi-cat

She isn't here for the movie

Imagine typing, reviewing, and sending this to someone

Humor too good for a bot

based

Australian tank troops arriving in Europe to assist the british army

It isn't over yet

Yeah that'll show 'em

my tank now

My one edgy post of the month. Doing it early this time.

Umm

british girls and british cuisine are both disgusting

haha yes

NOT THE TEA!!