Big oooffff

it's really not that cold

Nice Mr Decepticon

Palpatine voice: Unlimited, Powerrr!

oh no spunchbop is boowomp

drip

oh boy, i can already see the fan fiction

As a colourblind person it also took me years to find bandaids/plasters that match my skin colour. You can barely notice it!

This is not how a woman should behave, Mrs Forger.

when life gives you a time machine

Watch out for three types of holes

Summer is close

You would think there'd be some common ground at least, historically

Smart Value

Where my tongs at?!

Imagine going into a storage and there is no empty card board box

hmm

I saw my favorite Purple Heart license plate.

hey brehs do u think we'll get an invasion after the midterms

Game Show Idea:

I see nothing wrong

lightning round

The gay community launches a counter-attack against the bisexuals in the Great Pride War

I'm sorry but i can't watch any movie or show without subtitles

Is there someone

Investigators find possible culprit for the unexpected sinking of the Titanic, 1916

Throwback to when Mo Salah beat up a young Evertonian and forced him to wear a Liverpool kit.

improvise

Every pet, basically

Like a Renaissance painting

Rami's an excellent actor, but..

Both was very bad

She dropped another turd

just a silvertalon moment

plonker

truth

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Chinkins

Anyone else get the guy who adopted a store crab meant for food as his pet on YT recommendations?

megle

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This campground is NOT putting up with your shit!

Despite making only 13% of former Yugoslavia...

interesting one

I love being British on Twitter

There is a significant correlation between photography and the collapse of the idea of divine right

My boy Julius Caesar didn't like Gauls

bbbbbbbbbreeeeeeeeh

take the blame

time

They get what they deserve

what a lad

Death was scared of him while he was awake

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Keep going, Amber. Just keep digging your own grave

mystical

.W?

burst

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joy

One of the best Family Guy jokes

As long they pay me

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Hide your sandwhiches.

thanks gord

zoomers

the spice must flow

Priorities

luve

Amber Heard on a honeymoon with Johnny Depp

I've done two, how about you!!!

Personality No. 3

nam

I wish I had that much talent

Remember: There is no such thing as a good war, but it is good that one side won over the other.

"We don't need U, or your metric system!"

Wtf is wrong with them ?

it's a dark power that can consume you

Me, As A Witch

chicken nuggers

True Do

something's hot in miami

fun times

Chika looks smaller than usual...

based cop

Return to É

like

prejudice

Kaboom

Owogh

Genuinely one of the stupidest statements about history.

ye right

Excel autofill be like

Remember:

Based boomer

DESPITE

minsk incident

   

I saw an elf shank another over a mistimed ear flick