My girlfriend just FaceTimed me from inside the restaurant bathroom.

I heard Tie pods make your pp bigger

Devil Dawgs in downtown Chicago

spree

Paris, Texas

Peachy!

his wives are the saddest bunch he's ever met

that cartoon

I guess, um, my volume was down. or something.

humble

Shirou, Harem Protagonist EX

Happy belated Mayday

Honestly, the fourth panel could be anything English/British related

3 days

+++

Osamas voice acting career of 2001

forklift certified

Candid picture of me checking out an elf eating a banana at Ren Faire.

…

popo

:-)

the naked man game

and proud

just coomers

I hate when that happens

V-hammer

boop

Agreed... *wink* *wink*

:sad being single noises:

melondy

big sad

without a pepe

…

Blitzkrieg go brrrrr

scam

Monkey Moment

Mansa Musa was such OG

blessing from the lord

that smile so Heart warming

He did not win any of his 38 regiment as a prize on a local radio show

And not as good looking.

skitzo

Are you gonna cry? Shit your pants? Piss and cum maybe?

History version let's go!

Even the government is futile

…

A girl worth fighting for

2 birds with one stone

: )

I wonder why they so shocked about?

cats are demons

The 1920s were quite interesting

Everyone becomes a professor

Some Europeans in this sub be like

mines

we need more Chad's like him

Ishigami you traitor, you were one of us

Somethings up

They couldn't have stripped right then and there.............could they?

backrooms

god

Gotta apply some Aloe vera to that 3rd degree burn

Whoever built these cabinets deserves their own show on HGTV

Christians sure are a contentious bunch

Spent 45 minutes looking for my left earbud that fell out of my ear and mysteriously disappeared

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone put a sticker on this fuel pump handle.

Found this at the goodwill today in the toy bin

A Mobile Home stalled on I-35. Someone posted it to Zillow.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 606 ✓

If You See Something, Say Something

Women Gym

mine is top right

psychological damage too from evangelion

ool

you mean dads

Ok Musk... Task complete

Justice for Anya

how can you shoot me with those puny eyes

*****

i need one

dad >:/

Well, maybe one or two...

american court system

art

Polar bear in the area

Now that's how you keep your home safe! Guns are lame.

abigail

ubisoft

DIY

OH YEAA!!

Self-control

Einstein publishes "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies", the birth of Special Relativity

I made this for my gynecologist…

pit-hippo

hydrade

servicemen

umm humm

trains vs car

cute