My girlfriend told me she has never cooked fish before. I didn’t expect scrambled haddock

Boss says build stairs, I build stairs.

How to handle demons

Lord of the Flies, seen working in a butcher shop after witness relocation

I'm intrigued

Went to a new barber. Asked for my part to be cut in. SHE MOWED A ***ING 1/2” STRIPE OUT OF MY HEAD!

There is currently an art exhibition in my home town Örebro, Sweden. This is one of the installations. Castle for reference.

No Way Jose

The inventor of dominos 1957

It is what it is

luv yo pa

Queen Victoria was halal.

meta

Steve Irwin holds a very big croc for the first time!

Charlie Damon and the Burgess folding shotgun.

come and fight me like a man

Bearea

!!

glasses + badass outfit + big personality = perfection

Sounds like fun

Psst…

wooftothaizzle

That Dodgeball Episode was wild

Loid the clown

Christians started disagreeing with one another, so some of them created a new Bible

very intriguing conversation starter

There's just so much white

We must go for our dreams

This groundhog taunting my Dad by sitting on his trap.

It became my daily routine

GOOD. Now I get to learn how garages work.

Found this with my grandmother's recipes after she passed recently.

Earlier I posted a picture of my wife’s “unique” nail color choices. Here’s what I went through choosing the paint for our home…

Never have, never will.

they were edible

Nikola Tesla invents the Death Ray,

:-(

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My wife always sends me pictures after pedicures. She claims she’s never used the same nail color twice…

How Starfield was born

anon's friend

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 651 ✓

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:-(

brb

I dont know anything about dinosaurs now.

Stumbled upon something, had to do it.

the design is very human

Sith-Fil-A here in the Texas heat

For those losing their account, please contact me!

Rest in Peace, Chief Joseph

get out of my sight

Wouldn't recommend trying that one in real life

sus

Pledge to protect

Western Pennsylvania moment

He once stated those racial theories as "anti-scientific drivel"

Funnily enough, this claim wasn't even accurate.

Makes sense now :)

Time Magazine - Vietnam War Special Edition - 12 June 1964

Windows compatibility is insane!

technology

I bet its modded Skyrim

Weird how that works

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Cool party trick to impress your friends!

Meerika

Really ruins meme culture, doesn't it?

It’s perfect

I opened my door to the friendly neighborhood cat for all of 5 seconds and he made himself VERY comfortable

They know where the sauce is

Do you do subs or dubs?

Famous Ugandan TV host asking guest's gender before the show. Circa 2015 AD.

History facts

Now everything makes sense

It doesn't always work Trotsky...

prehistoric memes go brr

Lucky lad!

Nobody's talking about the US internment camps. Which weren't nearly as bad, of course, but the concept is still outrageously inhumane

It wasn't just lions at the Colosseum

You guys are alright..right?

Bow down ***es - Indian supremacy

2008 Housing Market Collapse

Both of them survived many assassination attempts during Cold War

Holy shit that's one of the most smooth moves a man can pull

A One Punch Man Live Action movie has been announced, directed by Justin Lin

Character select screen be like

There's definitely room for both of them

The real monster of Stranger Things… Will’s barber

Still Taking mad shit for someone with such a flamable countryside

His bankai was spittin facts.

weebs

Say racism no to respect

I swear, Lost Causers are almost as dumb as Holocaust Deniers

"They aren't supposed to fire back!" - the gang members, probably

Redacted

posted this on another sub but it got taken down so I'll post it here

How much elegance?

very interesting

Nooo you can't criticize that, I already formed my whole personality around it!