Low maintenance friendships are the best, you can’t change my mind.

Me being interviewed by the BBC mourning The Queen at Balmoral in my D&D T-Shirt

*Disney music*

my first thought when I saw this article

Poor elephant

GO UP!!!!! GOOOO UP!!!!! UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!

Time parkour

The bowl is the superior vessel for spaghetti

Clown world

take that weather boy

This is the way you sound.

Everyone looks so pretty!

Mini man walking with his Mini dog

Media: Mmyes, your salt is goood

Jesus doesn’t like State Farm

oh thank God...

die king charles III His majesy

This is the real debate

I was a scientist

Very polite lil fella

ahh yes, Arial

That is not fair now, is it?

its okay guys same

Found This Buried In My Library At The Right Time

Make America great again.

just because of this ..... ;(

There’s no way my Dad just bought this for the first day of Freshman year.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 741 ✓

The redpill truth

I made an 80s style portrait of my chicken

Skill-based Matchmaking

I just never understood

making same face

She was the best…

God speed Abe

This me, tbh

Umm shouldn't we attack while there regrouping?

*cough* Elden Ring

how cool!!

That guy is flagging his husband as well

No swimming for bosnians

Yearly flossing schedule

My wife irl

Wish.com opens for business

Jesus Christ being born, Christmas Day.

Gotta outlive em all

So proud of the little fella!

Deer giving interview

Little MEMErmaid

I did it boys!

This note my dad wrote me to get me out of PE

"Stop it!"

It is hard to argue with this assessment

Wumaos be like

When you don’t read the small print…

Anxiety made manifest!

Something's wrong I can feel it

Look it up, it's true

I wonder what kind of people they are...

25's the cap for Leo

Funni joke!

***

Can you find camoflaged north Koreans?

Let's go boomer humor!

E n g l i s h.

Crazy

Breaking Craft

I'm the commenter now

Greatest vend diagram ever

Does fiction have to be factual?

I’m not saying it’s true…

I feel like the whole ad meta is a scam tbh

These are the some wet floor signs at the Toronto Aquarium.

>.>

Greek letter moves

Smacked a mosquito so hard it turned into a tattoo

One of the quotes of all time

*** moment

Damn

Rather Smart

Oh, Tinder.

Gender swap!

Congraduwtions, a winner is you

what's this now?

Exactly what I'm looking for, Thanks Amazon!

Hard working American factory worker loses his job to a machine

The mission was compromised, the spy must leave immediately

You've got an important choice to make!

I posted this 3 years ago but it's relevant now, so here it is again with less pixels

It’s like talking to people who think Jesus could only be white

I'm definitely needing a backup.

Yo anyone know how to get these?

-Yoo me 2 -Yeah me 3

It's not "healthy," it's lazy parenting.

What is….The most confusing clue you’ve seen on Jeopardy?

i don't know who did this but it's hilarious.

Someone explain please

Happy Father’s Day! Wait.

Manhattan mini storage has no more Fs to give

Wemen