Jeffrey Dahmer attempts to lure a victim to his apartment, 1991

Woke up from a nap to a text from a number I've never seen with this picture attached. Soon after they texted back saying wrong number.

I don't know why but I'm afraid to ask

Herschel Walker arrests himself for breaking abortion and child support laws.

coin

Casually shifts the course

Even if that worm is a gemini?

The coffee invite

blocks

never found out

easy choice

Seriously it’s $400 and has the same software as the newest phone

Croatia is underrated

And I'm even a paleface myself

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience

Itchy nuts

iPhone = Bad

the source of trust

"Fallen on a jar in my kitchen" a random Sunday morning in the ER

-and we will give it.

to controversial we go!

Coqkroaches do fly

Otoya Yamaguchi

best photo ever of my cat

something something meme

Dr. Dr.

I an very sorry for this.

Poor guy

Housing in America.

Code Spaghetti!

this meme goes both ways

Seriously, why does that happen a lot?

Saw this legend using his Mac at the mall food court yesterday.

My Wife wanted a pot filler so I got her this and now she won’t talk to me.

11/9 terrorist attacks

My coworkers quit by sharing a joint in the middle of their shift

Jayrat and Silent Hog.

Good for you Brazil

Please, I’m intrigued

House has falling on hard times.

How are you supposed to answer this one..?

President Obama summons a power orb to slay his enemies

A glorious day.

Daily Machikado Mazoku #149 Ganbare ShamiMomo

I believe I just found the most annoying anime character

I hate the popular thing to compensate for a lack of a personality.

I mean it's better right?

Who names their dog this?

when you are a Med student but also an anime fan

Scientists perfect the art of growing arses naturally that can be transplanted safely to humans lacking in the ass area.

I have a small YouTube channel where I upload songs I’ve written. I was curious about my audience demographics. I showed my friends and now they’re all poking fun at me for making “Mom Music”.

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Accidentally made sonic with tan legs and now he looks even more naked

This season is so packed, I love it

He can sell his nuts as many time he wants

yOU CaN’T uSe THaT EmOJI iTS OFfeNsIve!!1!1!

Y’all mad dumb

so relatable

Gigachad Shinji

Why are the police here already?

Went to an alpaca farm with the family. This was the highlight for me

how tf did this get past marketing

As an environmentalist, they best thing those “activists” can do is retire

It’s all part of the plan.

Saw this on instagram, they were probably just roommates.

That's a big Brain move

I’m gonna chop my balls of if they win it this year

If you're born in July then I feel sorry for you.

How anyone thought this was an appropriate name for a tanning salon, I’ll never know.

I'm gonna get canceled

At a burger place in Frederick, MD

Victors don’t write history, they just keep winning.

A cartoon in the newspapers mocking MLK and civil rights movement, 1967. The media has been attempting to make activism appear stupid and idiotic for decades

Good on her for speaking out

Gourmet shit

Are you an Ottomaboo?

At least they'll be remembered...

Now THAT’s some good advice

Not a war against France or Egypt, but against them personally

bbbbbbbbbbreh

So baby now you feel like number one!

Deep down somewhere in Shaanxi, close to the city Xian...

ni**a saved ***roaches life

it’s all a matter of perspective

Not sure why her shadow always does that.

Ferrari dealers hate this one simple trick

She said the ottoman empire looks like a camel and sent me this

Magic weapon

haha chainsaw

My wife says I’m difficult to buy presents for. So I made her a handy flowchart.

Sign guy at my local Subway needs a raise.

Call of the night

    :(

will me missed

RIP Robbie Coltrane

On 8th April 2013, Margaret Thatcher died. She was buried with a stake through her heart, bound in chains of silver and a cage placed over her grave "just in case".

The First Four Caliphs kinda have Chad Energy about them

Poor Vincent

The weakest hero is a 100000x bigger chad than the most powerful tyrant

Just a sec...