My wife thought she was ordering eight individual bananas...
my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
Crimes of similar proportions
Bolivia: can we roll it from the other end, por favor?
least self loathing hugeloler
*** upcycling and recycling, i'm doing downcycling now
Maybe the dude was handsome?
Just started watching the Thousand-Year Blood War anime and man...
Oh, no, I said too much...
Goddess wants to hang out
Ofc it takes skilled labor to construct complex monuments
"I was The Thing all along" -The dog
POV: You're not a casual piss enjoyer
I need at least 1.5 burger/hour to afford fries
Theodore Roosevelt with the last raptor
They should open a movie theater with all that projecting
have I ruined your childhood yet?
Why do I have 8 followers HUH
Welcome to the team comfy
there lived a certain man
Like looking into a mirror
THESE SHELLS MUST SELL!!!
The drip that protects from snow blindness.
It's gonna melt ya brain
Imagine not switching accent
Guy with a funny cat
Best motivational song
The community in a nutshell
Time travelers be like
I think I've mastered paint with this meme
I'm sure it didn't have long lasting negative consequences which still in someways effect the world today
Neighbors added some ornaments to my 12' tall skeleton
I was on the train and...
Nice work humanity
Twice the pride double the manager
my first m e m e e v e r
Are (((they))) hiding in the attic now?
Rip Great Aksum
It is like he was trying to lose the war
Haha get it haha
Trust me it was an accident...
I am scared bros
It's not far from the truth
My history is clean!
I have lost my humanity
Toddler got some mad wordplay
Good looking out
We get it that you don't care now stfu.
Ok, which one of you is this?
I’m disappointed that I couldn’t resist making this
my neighbors cat just get stuck in my garage
It has served me well
I made my cat an eyepatch and he rocked it.
Qatar wanted to flex.
H2O are scary, might drown u
My friend's neighbor has strong feelings about early Christmas decorations.
Irish monasteries were like the backup thumb drive for Western European history.
Don't lose hope. You can do even better
I love Twix
don’t ask how she made a deal with that devil.
The reason why everyone thinks Zeus is the biggest imposter among us is because the majority of the greek heroes/demigods come from his affairs. But Poseidon beat his father at his own game.
If I don't move they won't notice me
Henlo Special Agent MacGillicuddy
Unpopular opinion, or the truth?
The real sigma males
Just wait a little bit Longer... It'll be funny... I swear...
Big ass tree I found today
what am I supposed to do with a $25 gift certificate to a car dealership? Buy 1/1000 of a car?
This is what thousands of Americans did, when they received this message.
coincidence or confession?
Look at this jerk on my flight back home.
The plane is nailing it IMO
Mussolini really fricked up
4x4 wojak compass of the assassination of John F. Kennedy, 59 years ago today
The countdown has begun
TBH the surrender of Paris ended up a big brain move at the end
He has a puppy
They announced Kobeni's devil contract.
Hainab stole my pants
My bfs Spotify song picture linked up to my picture and created and odd and funny image
Just happened to me :’)
Sholomon The Wise.