The purple jacket stays on during sex.
Strange looking ball goes brrr
No wonder this shit feels like hell
Can't get any higher than that
My parents still love me. Help
Who doesn't like music
A great day to be a capybara I guess
Final adjustments are made to Mark Zuckerberg a few months before going in front of congress
My mom told me to make something nice to wear for Thanksgiving. I think I nailed it.
2022 soccer teams are whack
Classic speed trap
Hand egg…there is another
Bismarck in a nutshell
it's just my brother and I for Thanksgiving this year this is what I was told to bring.
Have A Happy Thanksgiving, But Keep Your Bra On
The subtle craftsmanship
It’s all part of the plan!!
I'm getting nervous
Something something something something something something something
1959, Xerox invent the photocopier
Soon there will be just advertisement with some songs between
The fat ugly virgin
When did it start?
I thought long and hard about it
Lesson 101 on do not over-engineering your design.
Damn kids and their tablets
She has spoke the truth!
Short guys, is this true?
I wish i could bleach my brain
May the King return soon...
Idk why but I hate it
John F. Kennedy gives a speech at the first Flat Earth Convention, 1963
As a last born, this hits hard.
1993: Saddam Hussein reads newpaper to 6 year old Aaron Carter.
“American Breakfast”, according to a hotel in Sumatra
When did it change?
“you’re 30?”, “you’re single and live alone?”, and “wait how many cats?” are my free-spaces for Thanksgiving Bingo this year!
Or is it both, or can you switch?
There are degens, and then there are degens
2000 B-47 and 750 b52 to counter 28 m-4s
I am altering my toilet. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
People are going to hate me for this one
Mitch Hedberg would roll over in his grave.
Leaked pregnancy glamour shot of Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan
You aren’t gonna like it
Blue lock is now canon irl
Simply a matter of different palates
My wife doesn’t know how to use my new “decoration”.
The blue lock effect
It's a clue
Better than PE
My wife thought she was ordering eight individual bananas...
my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
Crimes of similar proportions
Bolivia: can we roll it from the other end, por favor?
least self loathing hugeloler
*** upcycling and recycling, i'm doing downcycling now
Maybe the dude was handsome?
Just started watching the Thousand-Year Blood War anime and man...
Oh, no, I said too much...
Goddess wants to hang out
Ofc it takes skilled labor to construct complex monuments
"I was The Thing all along" -The dog
POV: You're not a casual piss enjoyer
I need at least 1.5 burger/hour to afford fries
Theodore Roosevelt with the last raptor
They should open a movie theater with all that projecting
have I ruined your childhood yet?
Why do I have 8 followers HUH
Welcome to the team comfy
there lived a certain man
Like looking into a mirror
THESE SHELLS MUST SELL!!!
The drip that protects from snow blindness.
It's gonna melt ya brain
Imagine not switching accent
Guy with a funny cat
Best motivational song
The community in a nutshell
Time travelers be like
I think I've mastered paint with this meme
I'm sure it didn't have long lasting negative consequences which still in someways effect the world today
Neighbors added some ornaments to my 12' tall skeleton
I was on the train and...
Nice work humanity
Twice the pride double the manager