Out on a date guys! Wish me luck!

In light of Australia day, I thought I would join in.

You will only see it once

African inventions:

It is one of the most dark ironies that the cradle of humanity was the shittiest continent to inhabit; explains why hominids ***ed off to another place as soon as they could.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at Arabian Nights Party

I did not expect this

Disconcerting

How do people actually believe this

As of right now, these are, from right to left, the top posts in hot. Not even sure what to say.

What a Y*****e!

How helpful

It smells like feet and tastes like vomit

This always terrifies me.

Seeing the recent invention wars

The V word

My son got in trouble at school today... I more pissed off that his handwriting is still this bad.

Taxation is theft /s

Evolution mother***ers

RIP

:o) honk honk

Would you guys?

Shut the hell up

Donald and Goofy might be seen as emergency rations though :3

Some Yt pranksters

I received a comedically large spoon

How do people justify this

Continental amateurs. Have you ever even heard of nationalism?

Ironical, isn´t it?

I’m not worried or anything

We all know what the best continent is

1941-1945

Hmmm

Darwin ***ing hates bancales

Yes, I just watched the CGP Grey's video about tumbleweed lol

Hitler and Mussolini have a falling out

Rise up Asian gangs

(〃´ﾉω`〃)

This whole thing will blow over tomorrow

Some people would really die on that rock.

You can have half... Not.

I don't like what this implies

Ozzy Osbourne meeting John Lennon

This is how you guys really want to play?

Genghis Khan did 9/11 .

Accidentally made a hulk color pie

Shirou or David?

*blows dust off Nintendo DS*

So.. it's game over?

Yo dawg

Ah, Yes, Paris.

Ukraine and the world today

Stan Lee invents new superhero: Ant-Man

Wrong decisions taken

Do Not Watch S2E2 of Big Mouth. Trust me...

They exist and they pissed

Velma sucks ass lmao

Princess Diana selects vegetables for the Queen's birthday dinner while William dangles, London, 1982

now who is...

I’ve gifted this to my sister without a reference picture

Okay bois, America good and get this Europe good too

No offence, but…

Apparently I got it wrong…anyone got tips?

Find what the two have in common

With Magicology, right?

I need to feed my dog

RIP

I wrestle my case.

They weren’t pleased

Can’t believe they say this on the second episode

Emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Showing Your Much Introverted Friend Love and Care!

isopod army

Explain it to me disbelievers

This is how you wanna play?

HAHA DON'T YOU GET IT GUYS!? THE JOKE IS SEX!!

It sounds fun but isn't

I rolled over in my hospital bed and found it smiling at me.

You are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch's chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.

At least we’re focused on real issues

Tiamut is coming

Took advantage of a stain on the floor at a hobby store and scared some folks. Bad taste joke… prolly, but whatever it was fun. lol

nice

No No Yes

My dad sent me this

Mind Blowing trick

Palpatine approves

Unbiased historical perspective

Knight who says ni

Get a load of this guy

*checks news today* Oh FFS!

the Bible summed up

Find someone who knows your worth

ㅤ

Nobody beats Halo

This meme was made by gang fat

The Catholic Church launches the Counter-Reformation

Five os six nickels?

Uhm... yeah...