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The Catholic Church launches the Counter-Reformation
Five os six nickels?
In 2040, Japan will still be in the '80s
Well guys we did it, Rowling is no more!
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
This aged well I guess
Unknown beggar poses with one day earnings during hyperinflation
Usa bad haha
My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.
Happens way more than one could imagine
I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.
step 4 will shock you
Why can’t we have some females too?
Ptolemy X assassinates his mother, Cleopatra III, to become King of Egypt
Yoda saved the universe
Hello, God. He's here
Hey siri, y does everyone think i m a virgin:)
Joe Rogan = the peak of mediocrity
I guess divorce parties are a thing now?
Nobody could’ve seen it coming
The behaviour policy of an Australian liquor store.
MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION
We're not the same
I am irrecoverably scarred by the horrors of war
Man photoshops himself into Kendall Jenner's photos.
Crispy Meme #916
Hot air specialists examine the undercarriage of the cruiser Kardashian
Dojas vision cosplay..
Like, c'mon guys, it's not that difficult
It's gonna be loud
So you girls was asking, and here it is
We get it you have no friends
A core memory
I stole your watermelon....
He’ll stop when the check clears
40000 people thought this was a good idea. It was not.
time flies fast
Garfield did 9/11
Hmmm He Locked In Teemo Bye
Can never be to careful
Freshly rolled and pressed
How many breaks did he take though?
absence of bacon
So You Wanted A Maid
Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 873 ✓ *sort by controversial*
The lion, the witch and the wardrobe
It's a curse, believe me...
My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…
Guerrilla warfare goes hoonhon
Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi
Muscle girls with glasses supremacy
Did they use ropes, or something?
Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.
Saw this blue Ford on the highway.
No wonder Kratos is overpowered
"His old man, Arathorn, took an orc arrow in the eye. It was brutal, dayum!"
marty robbins writing a song not realising it would be one of the best songs of the fiftys and then prociding to write the best country music of all time
I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle
People who pirate be like...
Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work
Interestingly enough, Tomatoes weren't eaten until the 17th or early 18th century, because it was used for decorative purposes
Party is in two weeks...suggestions?
Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.
Do not ask a man his salary. A woman, her age. Rage Against the Machine, who they supported in 1990s Peru.
Herodotus, while not always correct, gets a bad rap from many modern historians
co <-- 500 m restraining order --> operate
State's right to do what?
The obvious choice is..
New footage of Disney's Live Action Winnie the Pooh movie adaptation from 2000
Suffocation, no breathing
Sportsmanship is based
Because life is too darn short to tolerate substandard Mini Wheats
About my ability
The cat has spoken
Mods are like ***s, they all stink
I just follow Diocles' way
A unknown Son discovers his Fathers hidden porn collection.
I don’t understand women?!? I told my wife I was getting her a Star Wars outfit for our sexy time and she was so excited! But then I showed up with it and she almost threw me out??
Justinian II in a nutshell
Tis exam season
Insulting her as fr*nch is truly humiliating.
Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.
Twitter in a nutshell
Mission failed, let's get them next time
We can make a deal, hooman
white girl has something to say
phoenecia may even came from a word of purple