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marty robbins writing a song not realising it would be one of the best songs of the fiftys and then prociding to write the best country music of all time
I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle
People who pirate be like...
Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work
Interestingly enough, Tomatoes weren't eaten until the 17th or early 18th century, because it was used for decorative purposes
Party is in two weeks...suggestions?
Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.
Do not ask a man his salary. A woman, her age. Rage Against the Machine, who they supported in 1990s Peru.
Math
Herodotus, while not always correct, gets a bad rap from many modern historians
muh journalism
co <-- 500 m restraining order --> operate
State's right to do what?
Glorious
The obvious choice is..
New footage of Disney's Live Action Winnie the Pooh movie adaptation from 2000
Suffocation, no breathing
Sportsmanship is based
Because life is too darn short to tolerate substandard Mini Wheats
About my ability
The cat has spoken
Mods are like ***s, they all stink
I just follow Diocles' way
A unknown Son discovers his Fathers hidden porn collection.
lv. up
I don’t understand women?!? I told my wife I was getting her a Star Wars outfit for our sexy time and she was so excited! But then I showed up with it and she almost threw me out??
Justinian II in a nutshell
Tis exam season
Insulting her as fr*nch is truly humiliating.
Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.
Twitter in a nutshell
Mission failed, let's get them next time
We can make a deal, hooman
phoenecia may even came from a word of purple
Hustlers University needs a class on reading comprehension
Make me
Thank you, urban planning YouTube.
Does this shitpost still count as a history meme?
"If he was a woman, I'd make him my mistress"
"They don't call it Pennsyltucky for nothin'"
My whole life was a lie....
No wonder they were able to expand so much
The Indian King Who Saved 1,000 Polish Children in World War II
An easy hack
taktikul
cow companies
He seems pretty angry
The original funny moustache man.
Weighed over 2 tons
Umm.. apparently this was real
I guess they don’t know the concept of cultural assimilation or cultural genocide
Its pirating time bois
Wom*n with time machine
I knew there is a correlation.
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Somebody made Kurisu Makise as Seira Orgel
Met this charming character on a hike in Portugal yesterday.
East Indian Company, we need to cook
Funny because it hurts!
Why is everything at home always worse?
Ironic how "seinen" fans are usually more inmature...
Best Sensei Ever
Pizza has been responsible for 90% of Italy’s socio-political power
This army didn't stick long tho
talk
Can’t be lettin’ those inferior genes into our pool!
Your bored ape lost you $200,000, my bored ape ripped my arms off and ate my face
Making plans with friends as an adult
I hate Spotify mobile
communism at its finest
I am wavy
Two different meanings
gender history goes crazy
The Peninsular War
I turned my back for 10 seconds…
American citizens eagerly await the end of prohibition
Has been happening to me recently
Quite an achievement for something that has "no cultural impact"
Sword build like a knife, capitalism I guess
God it's good to be American
Not a dog person
"No pizza for me today I guess"
2003, onsite filming of Martin Scorsese's sequel to Gangs of New York, Gangs of Kentucky.
My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a survey
My sister's mother-in-law was told she should put her weed gummies next to citrus when she flies to hide the smell.
People lost their shit, 30.000 people unsubscribed from that paper
Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.
Where's the incentive?
The Art of War by Sun Tsu
She has a really good point
Take off your pants
Evolution is a lie
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LF goth gf (pm me)
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Sarge?!
This didn't age well.
I belive that's what he would've wanted
I diagnose you with being extremely horny
Middle school breakups are rough these days...