I stole your watermelon....

He’ll stop when the check clears

40000 people thought this was a good idea. It was not.

time flies fast

Hmmm He Locked In Teemo Bye

Can never be to careful

absence of bacon

So You Wanted A Maid

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 873 ✓ *sort by controversial*

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

It's a curse, believe me...

My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

Guerrilla warfare goes hoonhon

Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi

Muscle girls with glasses supremacy

Did they use ropes, or something?

Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

Saw this blue Ford on the highway.

No wonder Kratos is overpowered

"His old man, Arathorn, took an orc arrow in the eye. It was brutal, dayum!"

marty robbins writing a song not realising it would be one of the best songs of the fiftys and then prociding to write the best country music of all time

I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

People who pirate be like...

Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work

Interestingly enough, Tomatoes weren't eaten until the 17th or early 18th century, because it was used for decorative purposes

Party is in two weeks...suggestions?

Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

Do not ask a man his salary. A woman, her age. Rage Against the Machine, who they supported in 1990s Peru.

Math

Herodotus, while not always correct, gets a bad rap from many modern historians

muh journalism

co <-- 500 m restraining order --> operate

State's right to do what?

Glorious

The obvious choice is..

New footage of Disney's Live Action Winnie the Pooh movie adaptation from 2000

Suffocation, no breathing

Sportsmanship is based

Because life is too darn short to tolerate substandard Mini Wheats

About my ability

The cat has spoken

Mods are like ***s, they all stink

I just follow Diocles' way

A unknown Son discovers his Fathers hidden porn collection.

lv. up

I don’t understand women?!? I told my wife I was getting her a Star Wars outfit for our sexy time and she was so excited! But then I showed up with it and she almost threw me out??

Justinian II in a nutshell

Tis exam season

Insulting her as fr*nch is truly humiliating.

Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.

Twitter in a nutshell

Mission failed, let's get them next time

We can make a deal, hooman

phoenecia may even came from a word of purple

Hustlers University needs a class on reading comprehension

Make me

Thank you, urban planning YouTube.

Does this shitpost still count as a history meme?

"If he was a woman, I'd make him my mistress"

"They don't call it Pennsyltucky for nothin'"

My whole life was a lie....

No wonder they were able to expand so much

The Indian King Who Saved 1,000 Polish Children in World War II

An easy hack

taktikul

cow companies

He seems pretty angry

The original funny moustache man.

Weighed over 2 tons

Umm.. apparently this was real

I guess they don’t know the concept of cultural assimilation or cultural genocide

Its pirating time bois

Wom*n with time machine

I knew there is a correlation.

NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Somebody made Kurisu Makise as Seira Orgel

Met this charming character on a hike in Portugal yesterday.

East Indian Company, we need to cook

Funny because it hurts!

Why is everything at home always worse?

Ironic how "seinen" fans are usually more inmature...

Best Sensei Ever

Pizza has been responsible for 90% of Italy’s socio-political power

This army didn't stick long tho

talk

Can’t be lettin’ those inferior genes into our pool!

Your bored ape lost you $200,000, my bored ape ripped my arms off and ate my face

Making plans with friends as an adult

I hate Spotify mobile

communism at its finest

I am wavy

Two different meanings

gender history goes crazy

The Peninsular War

I turned my back for 10 seconds…

American citizens eagerly await the end of prohibition

Has been happening to me recently

Quite an achievement for something that has "no cultural impact"

Sword build like a knife, capitalism I guess

God it's good to be American