I wrestle my case.

They weren’t pleased

Can’t believe they say this on the second episode

Emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Showing Your Much Introverted Friend Love and Care!

isopod army

Explain it to me disbelievers

This is how you wanna play?

HAHA DON'T YOU GET IT GUYS!? THE JOKE IS SEX!!

It sounds fun but isn't

I rolled over in my hospital bed and found it smiling at me.

You are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch's chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.

At least we’re focused on real issues

Tiamut is coming

Took advantage of a stain on the floor at a hobby store and scared some folks. Bad taste joke… prolly, but whatever it was fun. lol

nice

No No Yes

My dad sent me this

Mind Blowing trick

Palpatine approves

Unbiased historical perspective

Knight who says ni

Get a load of this guy

*checks news today* Oh FFS!

the Bible summed up

Find someone who knows your worth

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Nobody beats Halo

This meme was made by gang fat

The Catholic Church launches the Counter-Reformation

Five os six nickels?

Uhm... yeah...

In 2040, Japan will still be in the '80s

Well guys we did it, Rowling is no more!

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free

This aged well I guess

Unknown beggar poses with one day earnings during hyperinflation

Usa bad haha

My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.

Happens way more than one could imagine

I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.

Why can’t we have some females too?

Ptolemy X assassinates his mother, Cleopatra III, to become King of Egypt

Yoda saved the universe

51.4045713,-68.6336319

Hello, God. He's here

Hey siri, y does everyone think i m a virgin:)

Joe Rogan = the peak of mediocrity

I guess divorce parties are a thing now?

Nobody could’ve seen it coming

The behaviour policy of an Australian liquor store.

MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION

We're not the same

Lessss Goooooo!!

I am irrecoverably scarred by the horrors of war

41.7801956,12.2627347

Man photoshops himself into Kendall Jenner's photos.

Crispy Meme #916

Hot air specialists examine the undercarriage of the cruiser Kardashian

Dojas vision cosplay..

Like, c'mon guys, it's not that difficult

It's gonna be loud

So you girls was asking, and here it is

We get it you have no friends

A core memory

I stole your watermelon....

He’ll stop when the check clears

40000 people thought this was a good idea. It was not.

time flies fast

Hmmm He Locked In Teemo Bye

Can never be to careful

absence of bacon

So You Wanted A Maid

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 873 ✓ *sort by controversial*

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

It's a curse, believe me...

My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

Guerrilla warfare goes hoonhon

Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi

Muscle girls with glasses supremacy

Did they use ropes, or something?

Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

Saw this blue Ford on the highway.

No wonder Kratos is overpowered

"His old man, Arathorn, took an orc arrow in the eye. It was brutal, dayum!"

marty robbins writing a song not realising it would be one of the best songs of the fiftys and then prociding to write the best country music of all time

I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

People who pirate be like...

Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work

Interestingly enough, Tomatoes weren't eaten until the 17th or early 18th century, because it was used for decorative purposes

Party is in two weeks...suggestions?

Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

Do not ask a man his salary. A woman, her age. Rage Against the Machine, who they supported in 1990s Peru.

Math

Herodotus, while not always correct, gets a bad rap from many modern historians

muh journalism

co <-- 500 m restraining order --> operate

State's right to do what?

Glorious