Either the person who made this elevator can’t count, or there are more unlucky numbers than I thought…

My dyslexia kicked in and I got the 7 years war confused with the War of 1812 previously.

Based Homer

Mistletoe- that shit never hurt nobody

Glonous History

Uh yea... you might wanna get that checked out.

No comment section is safe

I never thought going to the bathroom was a spectator sport until I adopted my cat.

Oh my, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions!

Constipation comic

It's really inspiring seeing such selfless young boys step up and help their local community.

Karl Marx publishes Das Kapital, 1867

My Nintendo profile shows me in the Canadian region of "Not Quebec"

Fourth time is the charm.

Maybe it was just me

Cristopher Columbus entering the territorial waters of America, 1492

Seen in Tulsa

My outdoor stray cats look like my indoor house cats’ stand-ins

Poor Career Choice

One is female femboy

Holding a shovel instead of flowers

Metal Mermaid

James Brooke's life was like a video game side-quest

My sister being super dramatic outside an Au Bon Pain because they over toasted her croissant on May 30, 1993

Bro just run...

History is written by the victors

now lemme read my subtitles

Safe to say our neighbors are having a crappy day

Knitted Snake Snuggie

I refuse to follow my cousins on any social media

These things got hotter than the sun

The US really will measure by anything except metric.

The Monk Refused the Cleric's offer of medicinal herbs

Accio Raytheon AIM-9L Sidewinder Air Intercept Missile with WDU-17B annular blast-fragmentation warh

Hadrian, Emperor of Rome, conducting foreign policy, 117-138AD

As seen in Maine.

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Trying to find a period in history when Russia was prosperous challenge

Hanging in there

Animals were very happy in Germany

Ah yes let me bust out my old Britannica.

Donald Trump ignoring Twitter and commenting what his favorite Tool song is

Amazing

We call it, risky jenga

Insert show here

Men had priorities

And the Swiss are scary

Can you taste it?

Oh well, i sure don't hope this will lead to the Trojan war

beds

I mean…what?

You cannot change my mind.

My son got a Sonic the Hedgehog set of clothes. Here’s the only pic I could get.

P i c k T w o

Tfw no pyscho gf

Why not switch things up and make things fresh?

lighthouses. yeah, ok

something like that idk

Food deliver service

I also thank them for their contribution

Every,single,***ing,DAY!!!!

And that's when the best speech ever was performed

Trust me, Hadrian was the one who started the Israel-Palestine Conflict

You go from "Germany could've won" to "Germany shouldn't have won"

U.S. celebrates a return to the school year, September 1999

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Eyes go burrr

A friend that’s also an avid reader is coming to stay in my guest room for a couple weeks. I left a welcome on his bookshelf.

Prepare to be Liberated!

Hydration is important

“Don’t let that devil come near me”

Michael Bolton finishes recording "When a man loves a woman". Circa 1990

This "fortune" I got...

Successfully took Fort Ticonderoga and was critical in Saratoga campaign and was twice wounded and had a personal relationship with George Washington

Double standard go brrrrr

this unfortunate advert for this new piece

Some people really be simping over their favorite conquerers

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Comment section rn

…Who’s gonna tell him??

I guess we now know why ww2 started

It's a foreign concept to some people

Server Error. Tap to Retry.

do you cook?

he's invincible

Feelings have been hurt

My password is not "password"

Why do romeaboos always bring this up?

Saw this crack at Home Depot and couldn't resist a superhero stance.

What is Slipknot a parody of?

Would you follow her?

Only one tattoo

Due to popular demand, I added Satsuki, and some others.

just missed its birthday :(

I'm a bit of a philosopher

Just use it

mm, tom ellis lucifer

we need more words

I've been playing for years and still the lowest rank

jump