Crispy Meme #945

The ents are marching to war.

My 3 year old drew me, and her mom won't stop laughing at me.

Been Down That Road

I would be hesitant to tell people where I worked if I worked for this company

It was the X

Really? We are blaming eggs now?

Yeah that seems logical

The apex predator is still the escalator

My guy Tyr was the biggest chad in Norse mythology

That website is bad as everyone says it is

I’m off the hook this time…

Why can't a bulb go to jail?

take notes, Australia

The attack of the dead is one of the best battles ever

The one, the only, the Rock of Chickamauga

Certified Weimar moment

Join Hitlerjugend they said, it will be fun they said

Where did my PayPal funds go!?

The different types of knives

Found a tiny wooden *** in an elevator at work

POV: You’re on Yamato’s bridge during the Battle off Samar

Fenrir was the best boy

A whole shelf of dictator themed soda

We are not the same

When you learn about the Byzantine Empire after learning about the fall of the Roman Empire

Where did the simpler times go?

Honestly, these jokes are starting to get annoying

I’m calling la police

Extremely specific

The state of Romance languages throughout the world, in terms of international respect

Yes Isekai is trash but, one man's trash is another man's treasure

Make ready to revive an ass whooping.

Choosing where to go by half floors increment at Warsaw's airport!

Yeah....go back to better times...sure

Big feel

Here is a Goosebumps cover I made

They really said *** world's problems we out

Col.Sanders meets J.Christ to discuss his 11 herbs recipe colorized.

Ronny has a busy day ahead of him!

To these guys, hitler’s dick is normal sized

Party favors at a kindergarten birthday party featuring “Thicc-achu”

This cop locked himself out of his squad car and had to call the fire department to help him get back in.

This caught me off guard lol

Just slap some Flex Tape on it, it’ll buff out

New renders of Saudia Arabia's giant cube skyscraper

One of these stationery kits isn’t going anywhere.

When people assume you are a weeb because to know how to pronounce "Yamato" correctly

Let the battle of controversies begin.

I look forward to the civil and thoughtful discussion!

The shots make him act weird

I’m tired of seeing porn-related things everywhere I go on there

Either the person who made this elevator can’t count, or there are more unlucky numbers than I thought…

My dyslexia kicked in and I got the 7 years war confused with the War of 1812 previously.

Based Homer

Mistletoe- that shit never hurt nobody

Glonous History

Uh yea... you might wanna get that checked out.

No comment section is safe

I never thought going to the bathroom was a spectator sport until I adopted my cat.

Oh my, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions!

Constipation comic

It's really inspiring seeing such selfless young boys step up and help their local community.

Karl Marx publishes Das Kapital, 1867

My Nintendo profile shows me in the Canadian region of "Not Quebec"

Fourth time is the charm.

Maybe it was just me

Cristopher Columbus entering the territorial waters of America, 1492

Seen in Tulsa

My outdoor stray cats look like my indoor house cats’ stand-ins

Poor Career Choice

One is female femboy

Holding a shovel instead of flowers

Metal Mermaid

James Brooke's life was like a video game side-quest

My sister being super dramatic outside an Au Bon Pain because they over toasted her croissant on May 30, 1993

Bro just run...

History is written by the victors

now lemme read my subtitles

Safe to say our neighbors are having a crappy day

Knitted Snake Snuggie

I refuse to follow my cousins on any social media

These things got hotter than the sun

The US really will measure by anything except metric.

The Monk Refused the Cleric's offer of medicinal herbs

Accio Raytheon AIM-9L Sidewinder Air Intercept Missile with WDU-17B annular blast-fragmentation warh

Hadrian, Emperor of Rome, conducting foreign policy, 117-138AD

As seen in Maine.

***

Trying to find a period in history when Russia was prosperous challenge

Hanging in there

Animals were very happy in Germany

Ah yes let me bust out my old Britannica.

Donald Trump ignoring Twitter and commenting what his favorite Tool song is

Amazing

We call it, risky jenga

Insert show here

Men had priorities

And the Swiss are scary

Can you taste it?