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Potatos are peak vegetable

hehe

Time to groom their parents I guess

hammer time

Unbless you

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feels in the rain

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yes

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9 volts are hard to come by

A hero steps up for the job

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

My Style Is Ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous

They think the world is a fruit on a big tree

This dog is cooler than all of us combined

A man can dream

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It's easier with the help of a potion (whiskey)

term limits

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namaste brehs

breh

Dreaming

shameful

Can someone do it already? I want UFO-accurate laser tanks

Literally me

Eduational video

think big

part 1

All u need to know about me

Honest mistake

Fuk hem

Need a goth buffed gf

sleep

Billions must *squelch*

Those spiders probably have massive pecs

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Sad shrek noises

This is how i picture Nihlus

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madlad Comfy maining 3 characters at once

Anon gets pulled over

true

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after all

Knowledge is power

You get what you ***ing deserve!

He's literally me

>A motorized plastic cylinder doesn't work without an app

Iam sorry little ones

The boss is the washing machine

Joker: Origins

Day one, 3 days in a row.

This will be a pokemon in the next 20 years

Posts with 100% Kenergy

The last thing the ATF sees while tresspassing on my property

Boss makes a billion, I make a buck, that's why I shit in the company truck

The drive only feels like 30 minutes due to cornfield hypnosis

Me and who?

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Cain pls help

Average weekday in Prague

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No stress allowed

Moon's haunted

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Snake behavior

I should could go for a nice cold can of     right about now

"Describe autism"

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pilk

only 116 days till christmas

Pick up some motor oil too

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[B]afety first

it's over, the laziness has fallen

what are you saying boy... huh in the head?

still slav

exactly my point

plz stop

yes

Death to bunners

Wolves don't have alpha males.

Our first (and last) date. Shes taking me home early cuz she cant stand it no more

i'm a dwarf

smart dogo

spaniards

*** sickos

,,.

true

Uh oh

literally me