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"I shall be departing to partake in some coitus with your mother. Tally ho!"

Next you say that you want to log on your computer without an internet connection.

she would in fact undergo mitosis instantaneously. This is how they breed.

+5 frost damage per second

Hold up... does that mean...

It do be based sometimes

I actually walk fast

This meme predates the Las Vegas Sphere. Sorry for any confusion

Today is opposite day

Why'd you tie him up in the trunk? He's still breathing!

turn off all the clocks at my house so time stops and I can continue to live

It's happy hour somewhere

Don't make me tap the sign

my breh gluten ain dunuffin breh

If Allah isn't real, why did everything began with an explosion

The Great Jebrehdiaj

german italian japanese polish dutch french portuguese african = Brazilian™

They also work themselves to death and burn it all off.

Jeez what a dumb ***

The Kids seeing me bury a prostitute i killed

Bros, is the holy spirit real?

Nope! This is the ***penguin 3000

Friend of a friend pulled the emergency killswitch during a drive one time

What was the color of the bear?

What back muscles?

You know what they say, big chalice, small wand, am I right my fellow conjurers, haha

80% more key per key

The West has Fallen

MSDOS (Compiled from source)

Maybe they are doing an extra shitty job on purpose?

I would think of the gorilla meme

What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money?

599 per second is the limit, good to know

I was given +500 social credit points for this post

Pedestrian speedbump

The children yearn for the dunes

clown world origins

His passengers are elementary schoolers

And your other crucifix

you just only travel where the state tells you you're able to travel

this Romanian campaign is going great, might sell oil to Hitler later

hey zoomers, can I be one of you?

listen here sonny

I should replay bioshock

Sweet Anita (not actually sweet)

Microsoft Windows? Nah, Macrohard Doors

It started as a joke and evolved into an unironic way to pay respects

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