Plot twist: they're both men

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Only the best skeleton for my girl ❤️

Egg

After this, he hit that magician's brick

He's a carpenter and he's making a thing

Next thing you'll tell me is that someone cut off the end of his tailpipe

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And now IT hates you lol

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Should do it with 501 cigarettes

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muh poor orcs suffer from socioeconomic factors...

Nah, I can handle them, trust me

Literally me

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Me and my homies high as a kite at 4am

Lookin fly

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little trolling

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the modern audience has arrived [OC]

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Guess I know what I'm doing next summer

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@SKOOLKNIGHT

oh wow

Wing it

Alright. Who of u was it?

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bro is gonna die

Sane normal people are weak against professional bullshitters

title

Muh beans

   

[Confused Limmy noises]

This never happened but I wish it did

me lel

How the *** is it 1407 GB?

Clever girl

As a snack

That's a good gamer tag

Don't be merciful to those who aren't sorry

Correction

That jpeg went hard though

Mood

Be one with Doom guy

Apex of society

Just monkey business

the other day I found out that Fate isn't some RPG series but a bunch of hentai VNs

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@AgatheBauer

Anyone remember what it does?

And if they kill you, they get to make a song about how gay you were

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Does he mean virile?

Damn

not pictured: the brothels and taxi service [OC]

michelin af

Evil mastermind

Yes

*pleading emoji*

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Fagposting yet again

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general eleltric

Instant death

He belongs to her now

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John Greenday has a very "look at what an edgy teenage rebel I am" face

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True sub experience

Wing it

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tfw no gender studies professors made it to the bunkers

bruh

he has a way with words

Can someone with a university email address request this pls?

she's a golden girl to me

medic help

mark

making magic

Racism pays

@Migalhas

can't sleep with a blocked nose

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words i live by

chat is this real

At least I got enough good boy points for a McKanker

Hell yeah!