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It's fake though. He is only 110 years old

Ascension

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment...

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Da Wordy

shinzo….

We have david blaine at home

The hero we need

Shuddup and take my money

The elites don't want you to know this, I have 458 old rich men

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Indeed

   

Ggg

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Try npm install again

Smooth

Uh oh

Golden Wind

Got me

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Safety always on

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William of the people

Cheers mate

*Insert pun about spam*

Yeah

And I'll see you tomorrow

What if you dig at night when its colder?

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the pigs fear the DOGE

40K

Hello

uwu armewiam gewocide

(((sponsor)))

fire

Werewolves can't resist hotdogs

Double stalls are for ranked competitive shitting

We live in a society

almost

aLEX

breh id be a great sleeper agent

Human centipede

just like the russian hacker with us

Damn straight

The only way is up

Ruthless > speechless

I'm blonde

what a retard

furry

Some dad jokes aren't jokes at all

Very polite

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Dont let him hit you with his mind-waves

winner

yes

Mega evolution is just Digivolving

House is a gamer, he knows

i like trains

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Mankind is a random chimp event

Sleepy Joe -> Sneaky Joe

The fascist death squads already marching after the elections

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Dewit!

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Amateur

If a girl did that to me I'd tell mom

This time, next year, we'll be millionaires

title

knife ears

g.f

give me a drink

Ernest Hemingway

title

another W

war buddys

One stage of your journey is over, another begins

Problem, officer?

A miracle, one of the biggest miracles they say .

Joe you did it!

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Families torn apart, sad, very sad, the most saddest ever

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"Lyin' Kamala"

We could totally reach heaven

let's hope so

Chat is this real?

That's bait

The poop bandit strikes again

Confirmed

bombs