I have been living either under a rock, or way disconnected from the internet and news, what's the bottom dude about?

This stupid joke was never overused, then it took an arrow in the knee.

I was slowly reading the cyrilic version on top (without noticing the english version on bottom) and realized that if I tried reading it out loud with a friend, they'd think I'm a retard because from their POV, I'd basically be reading the english version like a moron.

I think it was obvious, but this would clarify everything if you needed that context.

I hate those spiders so much, I know that they're harmless to us, but they reproduce like pests, I can't go to my backyard without having to dodge one only to find another right above me and apparently I already destroyed another's web. I could probably deal with them if it was like only one of them, but they always sneak up on me.

On the other hand, I despise botflies even more, I hate those with the strength of a thousand suns.

you can be a pessimistic doomer, I prefer the bright side; Wukong, Stellar Blade, Dragon's Dogma 2, Space Marine 2, Deadpool 3, And yes, Fallout, which shouldn't be in that list.

baldur's gate 3, space marines, dragon's dogma 2, we're getting kingdom come deliverance 2 next year

reality is worse; It's not that the guy is not qualified to be a pizza delivery guy, but rather, he's over qualified to be a pizza delivery guy, but underqualified to be whatever he studied for.

They WILL change their minds, problem is, just like underwear, they won't do it in front of you