My life is a lie.

Truestory.jpg

oh true love

Just ask for it

how to get friends 101

I know that feel bro

uUhh Professor? What are you doing?

I also like to shit on the dance floor and keep dancing

High Schrödinger

its a bird, its a plane, its hopeman!

Conspiracy Cat

He agweed !

'Murica

yo dawg I heard you like reaction videos

How to properly use a rifle.

dude, get down!

When the alchohol kicks in

SWAG has infected millions already.

Rate type of surprise buttsex?

Me neither

Oh Damon, when will you learn?

not even once

Most trashy tattoo

always watching

That will teach those ***s

Starbucks logic

Tumblr people are weird

Research

Don't make me spray the black off you

Still get told how 'bad' i used to be.....

After seeing this post I thought it was a joke page.... It isn't... HAHAHA

Better story than Twilight

Happy Independence day 'Murica

So that's why I don't have friends.

Sudden Clarity Clarence - After I received my first paycheck

***es taking pictures in the toilet be like

Meanwhile, at the "restore the fourth" protest in Atlanta....

Time for some goddamn FREEDOM!

very special day

True story

South Park's accurate depiction of broadcast journalism.

Did you know raindeers like bananas?

That's old!

Hide yo kids hide yo sigarets

Me in the club

*** yeah i am

I bet he tinkers with her Belle.

Good guy Jimmy

I tittered

I love this man.

Let me just pass this truck

Select, shift + drag you say?

Some things never change

you should know better if you are in a wheelchair

Well played

Now THAT's a good use for it

is this a fact or question?

Or when I reach the Front page!

Women nowadays

It's all in the context...

Damn you console war!!

when someone posts a sad picture or story

Don't like my posts... Well...

God, so derpy

Oh, I thought it was about something else. Thank you science!

You can be cool...

Note to Self: Cats Do Not Like Water

what the hell jerry

Boston. never forget Boston.

they will waffel the shit out of you

Pussy gets raped by tentacle monster.

One of the teachers was absent for photo day: they improvised

I'm Gon' Gitcha!

no creativity in tumblr

when i played tekken for the first time

What you get when you ask for likes

RickRolling in a whole new level!

the NSA will not know how to react

as a man: pretty much yep

The Mother of All Sand Castles

Pikachu GTFO!!

my favourite gif on the interwebz

You can't kill the dream

Great Game

no other explanation

That was unexpected.

only rocks

Cos he is a badass

Cookbooks

very punny

Happy face title

Proof that The Simpsons knew it first!

Looks like their plans......Have been FOILED.

You've upset tits *SFW*

wind

Tough one.

Looks like it's not confirmed after all.

Annoys me so much

When someone asks if I want a bite of their food

Like there is such thing